Frank The Tank

[Frank The Tank @2FistedFrank]

@TSNBobMcKenzie @frank_seravalli Good work providing us with an update, troll. By the way, aren't you retired. 'Insider' my ass...

[Canadiens Montréal @CanadiensMTL]

Un nouveau trophée pour notre collection.

Adding a new trophy to our collection.

#GoHabsGo

[Frank The Tank @2FistedFrank]

4 more victories to go! @fn_hockey @ltm8jp @johnpitos @PeterSa99321223 @nelliehil @NatCapalbo @DAilijasic

[Frank The Tank @2FistedFrank]

@HayesTSN 'I can't see the Leafs being beaten, under any circumstances, by the Habs, which is a mediocre team AT BEST.' quote by sports fan with blind allegiance...

[Frank The Tank @2FistedFrank]

@fn_hockey @ltm8jp @johnpitos @PeterSa99321223 @NatCapalbo @nelliehil congrats Leafs Nation on another entertaining season. Great start and even better finish. Start planning the parade for next season, LOL... Go Habs Go!

[Frank The Tank @2FistedFrank]

@usa_opie @fn_hockey @nelliehil @PeterSa99321223 @johnpitos Our fearless leader @NatCapalbo is still busy crunching numbers to see if there is any profit to be made with @fn_hockey 's current TV deal and loss of gate revenue...

[Frank The Tank @2FistedFrank]

More breaking news @fn_hockey as part of Ph.2, @johnpitos wants to sign @DAilijasic to play for the White Flyers. Black Flyers are not impressed and want ro prevent ringers from participating in the playoffs. In other news, @NatCapalbo signed Matt Santos to a 5yr deal.

[Frank The Tank @2FistedFrank]

Other breaking news @fn_hockey as part of Ph.2, White Flyers captain @johnpitos reported to Maple Community Centre rink in fine form and showed no sign of rust. Rivals @nelliehil and @usa_opie were impressed after viewing it on TSN.

[Frank The Tank @2FistedFrank]

Breaking news @fn_hockey as part of Ph.2 of return-to-play, Black Flyers captain @NatCapalbo was sent home from training facility at Al Palladini rink after he was tested positive for being selfish. Teammate @PeterSantos1 was disappointed and noted that there is no 'I' in 'team.'

[Frank The Tank @2FistedFrank]

@nelliehil @CarloColaiacovo @ApacheBurgers I agree; the best hamburgers in the GTA. I remember going there many times after a night of heavy drinking lol...

[Canadiens Montréal @CanadiensMTL]

24 est notre chiffre chanceux! 🙃

24 is our lucky number!

#GoHabsGo | @NHL

[Frank The Tank @2FistedFrank]

Following the breaking news @fn_hockey White Flyers captain @ltm8jp was frustrated with the FNHPA vote and was quoted 'How the fuck can Black Flyers face us when we were 15 points ahead of them?' FNHPA rep @PeterSantos1 responded 'Sacrifices have to be made to preserve the game.'

[Frank The Tank @2FistedFrank]

Breaking news @fn_hockey ; the FNHPA voted overwhelmingly on a 2-team playoff format. The ball is in commissioner's @NatCapalbo court on how to proceed with this vote of confidence. Insiders speculate the playoffs will take place in the hub city of Etobicoke starting in October.

[Frank The Tank @2FistedFrank]

@fn_hockey In response to the fake news, please note that article 257 of the FNH handbook clearly states that "In the event of a pandemic (or no beer cooler), the season will be terminated and the FNH championship shall not be awarded to any team." Please respect the rules.

[Frank The Tank @2FistedFrank]

@fn_hockey the night also showcased the lack of chemistry between birthday boys @nelliehil and @NatCapalbo. Is it time to break up the line? As Nelson noted, Nat 'just stinks' and #NatCapalboWasAMinus9Again.

[Frank The Tank @2FistedFrank]

@fn_hockey Black Flyers pulled off a victory; however, the game was not without controversy as vezina-candidate Pileggi was manhandled throughout the night. Will the league's player safety dept. investigate the matter?

[Frank The Tank @2FistedFrank]

@fn_hockey footage of @2FistedFrank this morning...

[Frank The Tank @2FistedFrank]

@fn_hockey footage of @2FistedFrank last night...

[Frank The Tank @2FistedFrank]

In response to @fn_hockey, will the department of player safety review the controversy behaviour of @nelliehil during the handshakes at the end of the game. As @johnpitos has hinted at in the past, there appears to be a double-standard when it comes to penalizing Black Flyers...

[Frank The Tank @2FistedFrank]

Will @fn_hockey investigate Michael "The Goon" Robinson's late hit on @anthony_capalbo? If so, what type of suspension/fine are we looking at?