Theron Fumasi⚾

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

Okay is anyone else just a tad bit upset that they are going to remake the movie “Road House”? There is no point in remaking one of the best movies to ever be produced.

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

@Currie_SOU_QBs @ArneFerguson @WOU_Wolves @SOU_Football #TCMF congrats my guy!!

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

Some guy at the bar called me a fake cowboy and he had a valid point, but I asked him where he was from and he said, “San Francisco, we have real cowboys over there.” I’ve never laughed so hard in someone’s face 😂

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

Who had the bright idea of mixing crown royal, tequila, Jameson, and beer and proceeding to get blackout drunk by 7pm last night? Oh ya that was my idea 😅

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

@AGalvan33 Phone glitched I guess.

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

I let this old coworker borrow $50 months ago when he was unemployed and now I see him at the casino. So he can gamble my money, but not pay me back. It really ain’t about the money, it’s about the principle. Some people just weren’t raised right I guess 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

@AGalvan33 Already hit him up and he left me on read 😅

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

Can you and @agomez_53 let that coach borrow your weather app for next time? He had all week to complain about field conditions and then does it when his team loses. Winners win, losers….. well they complain 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Galvy @AGalvan33]

Loser talk!

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

Whoever came up with the saying “Money can’t buy happiness.” obviously never bought a dog.

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

Okay the real question is, when something bad happens in the U.S. who the fuck sends us money and help?

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

@KelseaKennedyy Finally we get some recognition ☺️😂

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

@ayeeitskae My puppy is in need of a mom and you might be the perfect woman for the position. That’s my shot 😬

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

@AGalvan33 I just might go all Will Smith on you for that bad joke Galvy 😒

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

Very unpopular opinion: If Riley’s bar wins this competition back to back, then I know it’s rigged because that place fucking sucks. I’ve been to so many better college bars out of state. 😬😬🤷🏽‍♂️

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

@MakSwaner I live on rock bottom so I no longer hit it anymore ☺️ more peaceful that way.

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

@marcus_w2 Mine is great Moo. Thanks for asking ☺️ and when he says first day he lost his wallet he means first 4 hours of the first day 😂

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

@MaddogCesa @BYuponce @MakSwaner I’ve experienced a lot of pain and misery in my life, but none of it compares to being friends with you

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

Some of you I would go to hell and back for. And some of you I would just go to hell and never come back because it would be more peaceful than being around you.

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

@MaddogCesa Hell is not far enough away from you, @BYuponce , @MakSwaner . When I find a place far enough away, you 3 will be the first to know ☺️

[Theron Fumasi⚾ @2Fumasi]

My buddy was so intoxicated last week he was hitting up his roster at 5:30pm saying “you up?”. 😂 I wish I could see the replies.