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Est. 2017 | From UoB campus league to the big smoke | Gaffer: Chaaaaambers | 🏆 UoB Sunday League Div 2 | 🏆 Waterloo Monday’s

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First up is new boys BFN FC. I wonder if their team name is also an acronym for a viral adult movie.

We also bid farewell to Broccoli Ballers who depart the league. It is unconfirmed whether H. Tough shouting “GOAL DIFFERENCE NOW LADS” as we went 12-0 up was a factor.

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2G1C are back in action today to kick off our title defence after a well-earned winter break with family and friends.

As J. Plant said in a recent interview, “without the support of loved ones back home, success on the pitch wouldn’t be possible”.

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CHAMPIONS AGAIN OLÉ OLÉ 🏆

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The man @_GeorgeKing_ finishes the season as joint top scorer in the league on 15

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An experimental and injury-ravaged 2 Goals side ends the season with a 4-3 defeat to Richard All (their) Stars (were annoying ringers). Tough brace and one off Plant’s left peg but the real highlight was a magical assist from the Gaffer.

Anyway, still won the league.

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Final matchday of 2025 🚨

The Champions are back in action against Richard All Stars to round the season off in style. Viva la Al-Shabab.

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“Shall we get the team back together for the first time since 2021, join a league where most teams have been in it for 5+ years and win it in our first season with a game to spare?”

Yeah go on then 🏆

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Big shoutout to Fred scoring a hat-trick in his first game since 2019. Looking forward to him continuing the good form in 2031.

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That’s how to win the league.

12-1 win over the Broccolis. Even had a 40 second cameo from Chambers outfield.

Happy Mondays 🥅🥅🏆

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CHAMPIONS 🏆

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Maaaaaaaaaaaatchday!

A chance to make history. Up against the Broccoli Ballers tonight. A win would crown 2 Goals champions of Vauxhall.

Vamos 2G1C 🥅🥅🏆

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The Partridge fan club keeps on growing.

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Not to be done tonight. A first defeat of the season going down 3-2 to the stodgy bastards. @_jamiepartridge and Lewis with the goals. Next Monday against Broccoli will be the day.

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MAAAAAAATCHDAY!

One of the biggest night’s in 2G1C history. A point against Monstar Stodges will see us crowned Champions with two games to spare.

Here’s a reminder of where it all started 7 years ago.

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Some funny ways of spelling George Chambers

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Top 100 Most Influential Persons in History

1. Jesus
2. Napoleon
3. Muhammad
4. William Shakespeare
5. Abraham Lincoln
6. George Washington
7. Adolf Hitler
8. Aristotle
9. Alexander the Great
10. Thomas Jefferson
11. Henry VIII of England
12. Charles Darwin
13. Elizabeth I of England
14. Karl Marx
15. Julius Caesar
16. Queen Victoria
17. Martin Luther
18. Joseph Stalin
19. Albert Einstein
20. Christopher Columbus
21. Isaac Newton
22. Charlemagne
23. Theodore Roosevelt
24. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
25. Plato
26. Louis XIV of France
27. Ludwig van Beethoven
28. Ulysses S. Grant
29. Leonardo da Vinci
30. Augustus
31. Carl Linnaeus
32. Ronald Reagan
33. Charles Dickens
34. Paul the Apostle
35. Benjamin Franklin
36. George W. Bush
37. Winston Churchill
38. Genghis Khan
39. Charles I of England
40. Thomas Edison
41. James I of England
42. Friedrich Nietzsche
43. Franklin D. Roosevelt
44. Sigmund Freud
45. Alexander Hamilton
46. Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
47. Woodrow Wilson
48. Johann Sebastian Bach
49. Galileo Galilei
50. Oliver Cromwell
51. James Madison
52. Gautama Buddha
53. Mark Twain
54. Edgar Allan Poe
55. Joseph Smith, Jr.
56. Adam Smith
57. David, King of Israel
58. George III of the United Kingdom
59. Immanuel Kant
60. James Cook
61. John Adams
62. Richard Wagner
63. Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
64. Voltaire
65. Saint Peter
66. Andrew Jackson
67. Constantine the Great
68. Socrates
69. Elvis Presley
70. William the Conqueror
71. John F. Kennedy
72. Augustine of Hippo
73. Vincent van Gogh
74. Nicolaus Copernicus
75. Vladimir Lenin
76. Robert E. Lee
77. Oscar Wilde
78. Charles II of England
79. Cicero
80. Jean-Jacques Rousseau
81. Francis Bacon
82. Richard Nixon
83. Louis XVI of France
84. Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor
85. King Arthur
86. Michelangelo
87. Philip II of Spain
88. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
89. Ali, founder of Sufism
90. Thomas Aquinas
91. Pope John Paul II
92. René Descartes
93. Nikola Tesla
94. Harry S. Truman
95. Joan of Arc
96. Dante Alighieri
97. Otto von Bismarck
98. Grover Cleveland
99. John Calvin
100. John Locke

Source: Steven Skiena and Charles B. Ward are the authors of Who’s Bigger? Where Historical Figures Really Rank, Cambridge University Press, 2013.

Disclaimer: The views expressed are solely their own.

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8 points clear with 3 games to go 🔝

A point next week against Monstar Stodges would crown us Champions.

It’s going to be a long week waiting for next Monday 🥅🥅🏆

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“Sir, there’s been another win for 2 Goals”

Clean sheet (big up the gaffer in goal). 2-0 win. Lewis G and @_GeorgeKing_ with the goals. 8 points clear with 3 games to go. UT2G1C 🥅🥅🏆

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Another huge win for top of the league 2 Goals 🥅🥅🏆

[❥ LC @xo_xolnjecn]

Quarter zips do something to me I can’t explain. Look at you in your little formal jumper, wanna go on a date aha x

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Another special night down in Vauxhall as the boys beat Richard All Stars 9-3 to extend our lead at the top 🔝

Other Lewis with a hat-trick and braces from @_GeorgeKing_, @jamieplant_ and new signing Ian 🔥

No videos today as I had the gloves on (finally did something)

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