grumbo

I will love this world more than anyone, until the day I die

[grumbo @2Grumbo]

Twomar

[grumbo @2Grumbo]

@OngTired @lifewitdeelo @Dreamyduusk Olives are fruits

[grumbo @2Grumbo]

@lifelightv2 If tracer was a cockroach and the egg sack was a nuclear bomb

[grumbo @2Grumbo]

@GiraffeAndStuff @LibrarianPoster @PaladinPolecat Manifest destiny was supported by the Christian community and ended with 100 million deaths on the conservative estimates

[grumbo @2Grumbo]

@SqSehrish The traditional answer is 13: 11 sons, a daughter, and a father. But taking it literally it COULD ALSO mean “each son has a sister” in the marriage sense, which could go two ways. 14 if the sister is a step sister, or 23 if each son has a sister(of someone else that they married)

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Actor Hugh Laurie brutally roasted a fan who criticized the episode format of the TV series House

"We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long"

[grumbo @2Grumbo]

@astralphen They should do it again

[grumbo @2Grumbo]

@zeptuaafjf @Mbakaza4L Weren’t the white people cannibalizing because they got abandoned at Roanoke?

[grumbo @2Grumbo]

@nib95_ As a person with a lot of experience with women, I’m pretty sure an insurmountable quantity of exactly 0 women I’ve met look like their mouth and eyes belong to a creature living in human skin

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

This is literally the worst culinary region in the world

[grumbo @2Grumbo]

@CEOofRonova Sounds like a skill issue

[Freddy Fazbear @thetoreadorbear]

I have come to make an announcement

[Venture @venturetwt]

the concept of twomad being to overwatch what herobrine is to minecraft

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

I am ok with this. No regrets. 💯

[💀ᔕTᖇᗩᗯᗷEᖇᖇY ᔕOᑌᖇ ᗪIEᔕEᒪ🪽 @PachiT0t]

Ngl this convinced me to go ow from now on. I’m sorry, my LaLupa 💔

[grumbo @2Grumbo]

@guiltsouroboros @DikenaClinton @MinModulation This is peak

[Melanie King @realmelanieking]

Still attached to the umbilical cord….

The Epstein files are not even the worst that happens🥀🥀🥀

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The New York Times is utterly disgusting

[tobi💫 @tobikumori]

GET HIS ASS OBAMA