TwoGuysTwoThings

🎤Podcast🎤 Two guys discuss two things on a weekly-ish podcast. A sometimes funny take on the weeks trending topics.

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Some people chase dreams.

Some people chase clout.

This guy chased his PHONE… up Mount Fuji.

Twice.

#EpicFail #MountFuji #PodcastClip #BadDecisions

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#DolphinBirth #ComedyPodcast #WeirdNews #WaterBirth #NaturalBirthGoneWrong #SiriusInstitute #Satire #story #podcast #twoguystwothings #badidea #shorts #clips #podcastclips

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You have to ask yourself after seeing that picture of Trump as the Pope, where is Sinead O’ Connor when you need her?
#pope #Trump #funny #Controversy #Catholic #trending #TrumpPope

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In honor of Easter being on 4/20 this year I got the kids some gummies in their plastic eggs.
#trending #easter #funny #420
#candy

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Guys have you seen how ripped Trump is? I swear this is real and not photoshopped!
#trending #trump #funny #photoshop #KilmarAbregoGarcia

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The Blue Origin flight and the concert you never knew you didn’t want.

#podcast #KatyPerry #BlueOriginMission #funny #clips

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The first half marathon featuring robots just occurred in China but unfortunately a problem occurred when they reached the water station.
#funny #marathon #robots #Beijing #comedy #fail

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When does the board game come out?
#trending #goldcard #trump #funny #wtf

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Donald Trump unveils the Trump Gold card which costs $5 million and grants you residency in the United States.

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If someone asks you to invest in Vandelay Contracting Corporation and you say yes…
That’s on you.
That’s so on you.
Our new Short is about a real scam that sounds like a deleted Seinfeld scene:

https://t.co/hv4oP6WdLu

#podcast #scam #Seinfeld #story #funny

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Hey guys, is there any truth to their being a tariff on foreign oral?
#trending #tariffs #TrumpTariffs #funny #Questions

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We did it.
500 subscribers on YouTube.
And yes—YouTube sent us a plaque. A real one.
Definitely not made of cardboard. Definitely not sad. @YouTube

#YouTube #podcast #SmallCreators #YouTubeMilestone #Comedy

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LIVE: Fake Kidnappings, 2 Million Dollar Scams & Our Weekly Descent into... https://t.co/XhYdmDDuce via @YouTube We’re live on YouTube.
Yes. That Vandelay.
#YouTubeLive #ComedyPodcast #TwoGuysTwoThings

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The Tao of Pooh Was Enlightening… Then It Got WEIRD. https://t.co/Bgan9JEMrT via @YouTube

#podcast #funny #clips #winniethepooh #badbooks #tao

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Jesus Had ELITE Yo-Yo Skills?? https://t.co/dzOpvpy5ai via @YouTube

What if Jesus wasn’t just walking on water… but also walking the dog—with a yo-yo?

We broke theology for this joke.
Watch the madness:

#comedy #podcast #yoyotricks #jesusjokes #funny

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With the recent success of the Torpedo Bat by The Yankees, which moves the hardest part of the wood with contact of the ball, work is now underway to make the Torpedo Speedo.
#torpedobat #mlb #yankees #funny #Trending

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Morgan Wallen was just trying to get to church on time y’all.
#snl #MorganWallen #funny
#Trending

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Thank you, Mikey Madison and @MorganWallen! Goodnight!

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I think I know how to beat Trump if we were playing Risk.
#greenland #trump #funny #denmark

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Anybody remember that scene in the Tim Burton Batman where the Joker is just throwing loads of money into the crowd? I feel like that’s what Elon is doing with Wisconsin voters. I can’t raid that ended well.
#Wisconsin #SupremeCourt #ElonMusk #trending #vote

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I just signed up for a DNA test on the new 23 and Me and You and You Too.
#trending #23andme #funny #dna

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In another shocking group chat text, the White House confirms that Pete Hegseth uses more hair gel than the entire Italian mafia.
#trending #PeteHegseth #scandal #signalgate #trump #funny