Amy J. Johnson

My name is Amy Jo Johnson (named after the pink power ranger) and I'm here to show you how hot I am and how FAT u are!

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@Shake_Tramp_ ur 2 sweet! and ur twitter name is what my uncle tells me to do during out photo sessions in his basement

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@Nerdifierful am i dead? then i must be in hell because the only thing on tv is old true jackson episodes. #ressurectmeplease

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do you think justin bieber will do a kwanza album? What is kwanza? I wish i knew a black person........nah no i dont #notracistjustpicky

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OMG! someone leaked the video of my halloween party & put it on youtube?! If they would have left in the good parts it coulda been on xtube!

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@feryalloveshane (CUNTinued) marry brit. i mean, shes been married like 9 times, shes super experienced

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@feryalloveshane kill lindsay lohan (shes gonna die soon anyways right?) fuck paris hilton (she looks hungry, lets feed her my puss!) and

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@GagaForDawson TOTES! i want to do a show about helping those sad fat kids in africa lose weight. bellyfat is SO bad for their heart :(

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@ParisHilton ugh i have a big day too. im gonna feed my dog pretzels and watch true life. #howdoidoit

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@QuotingSDawson o.j. simpson. what can i say? i like it rough #guiltybutIDGAF

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@ChrisCrocker I hope one day i go bat shit crazy and shave my head so you can tell people to leave me alone! #urmyidol #wannaeatmeout?

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my uncle took this of me in his basement. he says im gonna be a star! #playboyhereicome! #moveoverlindsay http://t.co/2NrPWKJJ

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@elainabee JUST VOMMED MY NOMS! #idrathermarryellendegenneres

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@_milzx by your spelling im gonna guess you're retarded which makes me love you even more! Handicap parking when we hit the mall!

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@GagaForDawson UGH it would be if lori beth wasnt coming. She makes it F-A-T list :( #fatfriendsSUCK

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@BBunk10011 I'd totes S ur D if you werent from missouri. Isnt that where black people go to hide from the cops?

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@nisthulanaga are you watching "Simon Birch" too?? I LAWL everytime i watch this movie!! #midgetsFTW

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@RandomnessBro shane as in that fat emo kid on youtube? wait....that probably didnt narrow it down did it! #everyoneonyoutubeisfat

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@NadiaMantock accent? do i look chinese? GOD i hope not! #pandaexpressgivesmediarreah

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@ParisHilton i feel like if me and you ate eachother out it wouldnt be gay. it would be like masterbating in front of a really hot mirror!

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The awkward moment when the pizza boy tries 2 fuck me with REAL pepperoni. UMMM i was trying to be PUNNY u derk! #neverhavinglilceasersagain