Jerry Whittington

We're all just polishing brass on the Titanic.

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@ComedyCentral if you could get Will Smith for this year's roast and make @chrisrock the host, we could hit the factory reset on this whole thing.

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@Mythical You guys should do a "Where in the World do these 'American' foods come from," with a focus on "fauxthentic" foods. If you have already, I'm sorry.

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Listening to @phoebe_bridgers on YouTube and the app suggested a TedTalk titled "This could be why you're depressed or anxious."

No one asked you YouTube.

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@pattonoswalt I thought for sure he'd have been kicked out for not wearing shoes instead.

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This hasn't aged well.

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@realDonaldTrump Irony isn't even good enough a term to describe this.

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@realDonaldTrump Great. Move there.

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@realDonaldTrump I thought we were past all the red scare bullshit.

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@undersc49792739 @DarleneLewis100 @realDonaldTrump It's impossible to win an argument with a moron so this is where I tap out.

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@realDonaldTrump Also voted "most likely to tongue kiss a horse"...by me. Interestingly enough, I have a greater following than africaworldnewspaper.

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@realDonaldTrump Looking for real evidence got me like

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@SenRonJohnson @HawleyMO That argument works both ways stupid. "After telling Democrats to move on after complaints of election interference in 2016, Republicans now want to investigate voting irregularities." If you mix words around enough, you can make anything sound bad.

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@realDonaldTrump @sendavidperdue @BrianKempGA I was wondering what your exit strategy was for all the bullshit you've been spewing. Now I know. It's blame a very small handful of Republicans in one state.

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@KMCRadio And Trump supporters get really pissy when you explain that, no matter what color you paint a map, land doesn't vote. People do.

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@realDonaldTrump This document is a joke. No evidence therein, only conjecture and leaps of logic. Banking on people being too lazy to read or too stupid to understand no doubt.

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@realDonaldTrump @senatemajldr Oh man, is it too much to ask of 2020 that he takes the Republican Party down with him?

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@realDonaldTrump So then, hypothetically, if the election was rigged, since Republicans ARE putting up with it, are you admitting Democrats are better?

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@realDonaldTrump Nice intentionally misleading tweet dingleberry. Makes it sound like it was 68% of machines in ALL of Michigan.

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@realDonaldTrump Prove it or shut up.

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@realDonaldTrump Dunno. Why don't we ask the guy that ran the country for the past 4 years?