Chrisanthrope the Nullifidian

Mocking religion, superstition, pseudoscience & conspiracy theorists.
Transhumanist Sci/Tech Nerd & Dictionary Literalist (OED)

[Chrisanthrope the Nullifidian @2ManyOfUs]

Recently more and more people seem to be taking me seriously on Twitter. I am occasionally serious and I understand that it might be difficult to tell so I'm going to use this as my pinned tweet from now on.
Pedantic Sarcastic Former stand-up Comedian
Handle with caution

[Chrisanthrope the Nullifidian @2ManyOfUs]

@markoftheD @DazzDzatron He wants to be in his gang

[💙💥🦒📚Just Thinking📚🦒💥🌊 @GundersonD]

🤣again with the grammar😂

[Chrisanthrope the Nullifidian @2ManyOfUs]

@jen_wrightcr @meknowhu I had actually heard of Carson although I admit I couldn't remember the name because I'm rubbish at names, but I remembered 19-year-old astronaut as achieving more than I have at 55. Only because I follow space related topics on here and on YouTube

[Chrisanthrope the Nullifidian @2ManyOfUs]

@mzqueeb @autismsupsoc Bearing in mind that every snowflake is unique and special, there's nothing wrong with that.

[lelemSLP @lelemSLP]

Types of "Free Palestine" activists :

Cult leader: "Repeat after me: there is a Jew on campus"
Cult followers : "There is a Jew on campus"
Cult leader: "Let's create a human chain and push him out"
Cult followers : "and push him out"
Cult leader : "Oh, and where is that sushi that I ordered"
Cult followers : "sushi that I ordered".

Hysterical Crackheads : "Say Free Palestine three times!!!!! Say it!!!"

Young Keffiyeh Karens : "Call an ambulance, I need to change a tampon!

Old Keffiyeh Karens (singing) :" Stop genociiiiiiiiide... Free Palestiiiiiine"

N*zis : "K*ll the Jews! R*pe the Jews!"

Wannabe-Jews: "We are celebrating Shabat like all the Jews in Gaza! We are writing in Hebrew from left to right!"

Toddlers in a tantrum: "You're hurting me! Put me down!"

Where-I-am protester : "Does anyone know why are we against Israel? I wish I was more educated"

Paid protesters : "OK, so, what are we chanting today?"

Wannabe-r*pists: "Finally r*pe is justified!"

Wannabe-terrorists: "Intifada intifada! Normalize massacre!"

Wannabe-communists: "Comrades, did you all sleep well in your 5000 euro tents?"

Queers for Palestine : "Allah loves transgenders! Look at me undressing for Palestine! I'm preparing to perform in Gaza!"

Did you notice who's missing from this list?
Yes, you're right. Actual Palestinians. Or people who know anything about Middle East. Or people who actually care.

[Chrisanthrope the Nullifidian @2ManyOfUs]

@DonnaDlm71 I chose Marathon bars

[Chrisanthrope the Nullifidian @2ManyOfUs]

@NormanBrennan @DonnaDlm71 I happen to have an empty Picnic wrapper rough the 18in to my left. They were on special offer in Sainsbury's and I couldn't say no.

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

It’s actually a lot worse than this. The Noble Faith defines itself via its existential Jew-hatred. Nothing is clearer and yet people refuse to believe their lying eyes.

[The Witchy Woman 💚💜🤍 @vampywitchy]

@isyedahina @TheMossadIL It started long before 1948. Here's a handy list of massacres of Jews committed by Arabs.

[Chrisanthrope the Nullifidian @2ManyOfUs]

Can anyone imagine the #Fallout4 settlement system in #UnrealEngine 5.4?
#Fallout #UnrealEngine5
https://t.co/yu1sBEsKV9

[Camilla Tominey @CamillaTominey]

Powerful

[Chrisanthrope the Nullifidian @2ManyOfUs]

I think the new BMW i3 (left) is ugly compared to its predecessor (right).

[Chrisanthrope the Nullifidian @2ManyOfUs]

@downs1nthehouse @umfpt @WooWooSpaceJew @AdorablePodcast @Bumpalump99 @SecularSmurf @Flaffenbam @DemonFly666 @godrottdot1 @ngrandscrutton @zypisfy @pray2pesci @A_Damned_mk2 @voidalEntropy @Melanie33720945 @SeamusOBrien42 @dirk_fasshauer @edielizzard1 @MindfulDamage @Janetb172 @kraegkust @The_Real_BiM @edgy_knife @ChrisHildabrant @ArchLuminous @penguinteamsix @Wolfpak561 @IngridIngwah @D1scoJerrys @JHerbatov @MancSatanist @SPITSTER01 @LeeTWimberly @ScientiaPercept @GubbenPetterss1 @wpcguy @Cern_lXXl @kim_because @merhart2112 @TheRingmaster32 @Anticommiememes @impeachqueen @amItessOrNotLol @rubblebubb15764 @CryLeftists @NairbOtto @BrianNazarenus @DarkCowboyGod @Cat_In_A_Box @TessFromWessex I see your religious nonsense and I raise you XDRTB Which has evolved to resist almost all anti microbe treatments.

[Chrisanthrope the Nullifidian @2ManyOfUs]

Although I haven't been for quite a few years I would say I have attended this music venue more than all others combined.
Thekla turns 40: Celebrations at iconic Bristol venue https://t.co/5O42trg9uH

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

Twenty-five men have been jailed for the r&pe, sexual abuse & trafficking of 8 girls in North Kirklees from 1999-2012 at Leeds Crown Court.

I'm please to report the sentences are savage.

Khurum Raziq, Heckmondwike - 22 years

Nasar Hussain, from Dewsbury - 18 years

Zafar Qayum, 44 from Dewsbury - 30 years

Ansar  Qayum, 47 from Dewsbury -20 years

Mohammed Jabbar Qayum, 43 from Dewsbury - 13 years

Mohammed Imran Zada, 45 from Batley - 15 years

Michael Birkenshaw, 37 from Wakefield - 8 years for rape.    

Amran Mehrban, 40, from Batley - 13 years

Sarkaut Yasen, 38 from Dewsbury- 15 years

Mohammed Saleem Nasir, 48, from Dewsbury - 19 years    

Irfan Khan, 37 from Batley -12 years and five years extended licence

Omar Farooq Hussain, 39 from Batley - 18 years

Sarfraz Hussain Riaz, 40, from Dewsbury -15 years

Zafar Iqbal, 38 from Batley - 17 years

Nasar Iqbal, 38 from Batley - 10 years

Mohammed Chothia, 47 from Batley -17 years  

Bilal Patel, 42 from Leicester - 13 years

Asif Ali, 53 from Batley - 24 years

Mohammed Tauseef Hanif, 39 from Dewsbury nine & a half years

Ali Shah, 38 from Dewsbury - 10 years

Moshin Nadat, 38 from Heckmondwike - seven and a half years

Safraz Miraf, 49, from Dewsbury - four and a half years

Mohammed Nazam Nasser, 38 from Batley - seven and a half years for an offence of rape   

Amir Ali Hussain, 45 from Batley - eight years

Of course it's mainly white people.
https://t.co/92i3zxUDmB

[Chrisanthrope the Nullifidian @2ManyOfUs]

@Elishabenabuya Will probably end up in the next Deadpool movie

[Chrisanthrope the Nullifidian @2ManyOfUs]

@PchazzzSF @toughtalkty @JoelWeissman Indeed it is but that is not murder.
My point is the word 'murder' is misunderstood or misused almost as often as the word 'Nazi'.
Words are easy to look up, almost as easy as misusing them for propaganda purposes.

[Paul Lewis @paullewismoney]

I've been working largely at home for 38 years as a freelance financial journalist, writer, broadcaster, and speaker. My motivation? The bills coming through the door. People who work hard in the office will work hard at home. Skivers will skive. Management needs to improve.

[Chrisanthrope the Nullifidian @2ManyOfUs]

If the Daily Mail was capable of journalism they would have figured this out

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

This is an inaccurate headline that will only fuel community concerns.

The decision to cover the memorial was taken by park authorities, not the police.

As the paper’s own article makes clear, it is a precaution Royal Parks have taken for a number of different events.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

Anti-Israel protesters chanting their support for the Houthis in Yemen

The official Houthi slogan: "God Is the Greatest, Death to USA, Death to Israel, Curse Upon the Jews,Victory to Islam"

They’ve been firing missiles at civilian ships for months

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