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Parody Account. Believing everything on the internet without a blue tick is punishable by death.

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Relationship won't be considered a legit one if it doesn't spoil your career, life and future.

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HAPPY

social media pe women empowerment ka gyaan pelenge lekin ghar pe male dominance ka nanga naach karenge

DAY

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Using Reliance Jio's internet to laugh at Anant Ambani memes is a criminal offence.

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Happy New Year, citizens.

Enjoy this momentary illusion of change. Life is constant and it continues to suck.

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If you play nothing at exactly 11:57:30 PM on New Year's eve, nothing will play at exactly midnight.

Kick off 2018 the right way in dead silence and loneliness.

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Anybody found cracking Manyavar ad jokes on Virat- Anushka marriage pictures will be shot at sight.

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Mandir Masjid chhodo. Ayodhya mein Dhoni ka mandir bana do.

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Linking Aadhar Card will be made mandatory to apply for Aadhar Card.

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Yeah, sex and all is fine but have you ever tried boarding a Virar Fast and getting your nuts squeezed.

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One day you'll wake up next to the love of your life, all your goals achieved, life seemingly perfect and that day is never coming.

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Voldemort should have hidden one of the horcruxes in Dombivli. Harry Potter wouldn't have found it in his entire lifetime.

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Dombivlikars are the real stars. Distant, lonely, inaccessible and faraway from humans.

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Free boyfriends and girlfriends will be distributed among singles because it's a basic necessity in this romantic weather.

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People who send Hike invites will be eligible to apply for Below Poverty Line Card.

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Individuals are instructed to upload their current picture along with their Childhood photo so people can know that life can indeed take an ugly turn.

#ChildrensDay

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Dhinchak Pooja is on TV because why should only people on the internet suffer.

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Nihilism is punishable by death.

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Diwali days are the busiest days for HR persons across the country. We salute them for the hardwork they put in to make rangolis.

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People sending "Don't burst a patakha. Date one" will die single.

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Sending annoying Diwali WhatsApp forwards is punishable under Psychological Torture Act.

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Government to allocate budget on developing a fertilizer that will help men who can't grow a beard under Pradhaan Mantri Daadhi Banao Yojana