Reformed Giants Fan 2PLANES

I brought a condom and a small bottle of spermicidal lube. Apparently my balls are very plump. Pronoun: That/Nigga

[Reformed Giants Fan 2PLANES @2PLANES]

Do big white bitches get swaddled in Sons of Anarchy hoodies when their born?

[lcamtuf @lcamtuf]

I'm sorry that I missed the fifth anniversary of this tweet

[Reformed Giants Fan 2PLANES @2PLANES]

@Google You stupid fucking greedy money grubbing cunts need to fix up

[Reformed Giants Fan 2PLANES @2PLANES]

You need more ID to rent a car from Enterprise than you need for anything from the government

[Grand Regent Danny @bigchi3fdanny24]

Mj was on bullshit with that reverse lay

[Tre’Shon @tre3shon]

Google doesn't care about accuracy. They promote misinformation and blame users for trusting it. Yes, people need to do more diligent research, but the world's top search engine should be able to snuff out bs like that immediately (it was able to 5 years ago)

[Tre’Shon @tre3shon]

Mina Kimes pointed it out, but this whole fake WR scam really exposes how far Google has fallen. The AI search result concluded that he is a legitimate 49ers player, citing his social media accounts as proof. Search engines are more exposed to manipulation than ever before

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

The internet is a lot easier to navigate when you understand a lot of people are just stupid.

[marshall banana esq @sciaticus_finch]

one of the craziest passages i have ever read

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

in 3 years we went from "do you condemn hamas" to "do you condemn hasan" and israel is still a belligerent entity that is causing destruction, goading trump into war with iran & prominent dems are focusing on a critic of trump and israel instead of trump and israel itself. fools

[🗽💍 @GiantsPlzWin]

Nothing even close

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

BREAKING NEWS: Youppi! has signed an executive order to rename Washington Nationals as “Montreal Expos,” a change the mascot says ​would take effect immediately

[Jonathan Snowden @JESnowden]

What's my main political issue?

I'm glad you asked.

It's men playing in a women's pro basketball league.

Are there any men playing women's basketball in the pros or for a major college you ask?

No.

Do I watch women's basketball?

Also no.

But, what if?

[C.J. Prince @cj_prin]

I'll admit it's less funny now

[Reformed Giants Fan 2PLANES @2PLANES]

Is there a GOOD cop on the show other than Bunny Colvin?

[TXCJ @NotAntXIV]

@SicilianlnHeels You don’t know what copaganda is. No one said it made cops look good. Is it an anti cop show though? Does it assert that police are inherently bad? No.

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

You either cum too fast or you last long enough to become the villain

[🫡Eric 🍉🇧🇸1st Ballot HOF HATER @bigeisamazing]

This how Paige Bueckers talk when nobody around

[Tankie Riel @TankieRiel]

Taking millions in taxpayer money to build apartheid buildings in Toronto

[ebo @ebosays]

wait… is that $140 in his hand???

[Oba Henny @SweatyKeef]

No one:

Jed York for some reason: