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Signature: Can't do art
Stoneheart of Appraisal, CEO of Planarcadia, Chairman of Pearluxe Corp.

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

❝"𝔸𝕣𝕥" is indefinable, and thus, "𝕒𝕣𝕥" does not exist.❞

TEMPORARY PINNED

- Portrayal of Pearl from a 2P AU
- As it's an AU, nothing about her is concrete, so her behavior and lore will be entirely based on what I decide
- Credit for the edit used as her PFP to Deeoomf
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[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

@LoyalwolfSkott Means you're not working hard enough.

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

@Ashven_W0lf Of course I'm not. And you hardly seem half as competent as the detective that serves me.

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

@Ashven_W0lf The processing power of human minds are greatly inferior to that of an intellitron, according to various studies and my own calculations.

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

@Ashven_W0lf It was a fact, not an insult.

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

@Ashven_W0lf It is no surprise that a low-intelligence creature would not be able to reach a conclusion on such a matter.

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

@Ashven_W0lf Who is to say that this universe is not the "alternate" universe? What makes you assume that this is the "normal" one?
But, affirmative. I originate from an "alternate universe", as you put it.

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

@Ashveil2P My apologies, but I must close this line of communication, as it is not business related.

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

May all aspiring business owners take this as an example on how to lose a valuable client, and how not to treat your repeat customers.

[lᴉǝʌɥs∀ (semi-IA) @Ashveil2P]

@2PearlAppraisal I’m just going to ignore you.

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

@Ashven_W0lf No, I am not an image of something on a reflective surface.

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

@Ashveil2P My apologies, but I must close this line of communication, as it is not business related.

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

@Ashven_W0lf You are very unperceptive if you still have not realized I am not the same Pearl that you are familiar with.

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

@Ashveil2P Sorry, I am not allowed to talk to you for any reason aside from commissions.

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

// So far 2Pearl has ragebaited men and is trying to acquire the rights to the Wormanator's likeness, what a productive woman

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

@Ashveil2P Yearn-o-tron 5000.

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

Where Nihilux at, I need to talk business.

[Worm @ElatedWorm]

well my rights belong to me and i’m not selling…

actually they might belong to the troupe leader-

hmmmm…. well, surely my aeon won’t sell me so its fineeeeee ¯\_(– ∇ –)_/¯

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

@Ashveil2P You are excused.

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

@Ashveil2P Of course you'd think you're qualified to speak of crawling back to people.

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

I am going to strategically invest in you, and acquire the rights to your likeness.

[Worm @ElatedWorm]

well how about you don’t? i dont wanna be ipc merch :(

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

@Ashveil2P Incorrect.

[¿lɹɐǝԀ @2PearlAppraisal]

I am still calculating what kind of product would sell best with your face on it.

[Worm @ElatedWorm]

😰 wut dat meen