Goochie Mane

PROGRESS NOT PERFECTION

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

My theme for 2023 is realignment

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

Going to see my mama tomorrow. Can’t wait to get on her nerves

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

I’m not listening 45 minutes of straight flute work….ya buggin

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

When you get to the assessment section of the job application

[Cash me out @_parlaysway]

Y’all snitch on yo lazy co workers?

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

Thursday Night Football a death sentence

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

Eating hot wings with a turtle neck under the wool blazer is crazy work

[Carmelo Anthony @carmeloanthony]

Who signed me up for this shit? 😭🌶️ @firstwefeast

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

If you eat Crumbl cookies, just tell us what size font you want ya obituary cause you ain’t got much time left

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

They trash

[Samson 🏁 @_DKWL_]

I went to Crumbl cookies for the 1st time today and I didn’t know how big these shits are. I almost bought 12 but something told me to buy 6. Long story short, my daughter could only eat a half and I don’t even want sweets tonite.

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

DEFLATE GATE!!

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

Whew

[Virginia Men's Basketball @UVAMensHoops]

🎥 𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩

🔶⚔️🔷#GoHoos | @Almighty_ry3

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

That brotha had murder on his mind

[Alex Kuhn @Alexkuhn523]

People always ask what targeting is. This. This is targeting.

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

I might have to press charges

[Coco Melanated @Kyron_H]

Run me the fade after my concussion

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

Clemson was 3-0 and got beat by….how much does that say?? 69?!

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

I kinda rather watch a movie than this game

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

Panera messed up my order TWICE!! I almost threw that fuckin sandwich over the counter

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

@Buckets44 Tryna hide behind this veil of ignorance, naaahh you did wat you did, so stand on it

[Fat Kid Deals @FatKidDeals]

Swarovski Angelic Collection - Necklace, Bracelet & Earrings on sale for $84

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[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

Well why would you be polite AND attractive??

[T✨ @txadel_]

Is she flirting with you or is she being polite while you also find her attractive

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

🙂🔦🟣

[ESPN @espn]

The Kings get the job done in LA 🙌

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

😶‍🌫️

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

OH MY. HE GOT UP‼️💥

#SCtop10

[Goochie Mane @2Peas_InAShad]

The extra pancake mix watchin you decide if you gon make another one or pour it down the drain