$USELESS - Breakdown for those who don’t know. I suggest you read this more than once, it’s delightful. 🤩
Minimalist Tokenomics:
The cryptocurrency (built primarily on the Solana blockchain) features a straightforward model. A fixed total supply of exactly 1 billion tokens was fully released into circulation at launch, meaning there are no hidden team allocations, lock-up schedules, or unreleased tokens waiting to be dumped on the market.
Satire of Over-Promising:
By deliberately positioning itself as "useless," the project ironically cuts through the noise of the crowded, hype-heavy crypto market. Traders appreciate the anti-utility, anti-roadmap ethos, treating it purely as a vehicle for viral, community-driven speculation.
100% Transparency and Liquidity:
The vast majority of early liquidity is locked, securing the project against common malicious schemes like "rug pulls" while remaining decentralized and community-run.
My conclusion. When the market goes
$USELESS flies, period. ✍🏼
You want to know what a real asymmetric bet looks like?
$ZEC $7B - Supply integrity broken.
$XMR $5.9B - Can’t list on regulated exchanges.
$SAL $1.9M - Privacy that survives regulation.
Most will understand this at 100x. You’re reading this at $1.9M mc. Be smart.🫡
🚨 WTF IS HAPPENING TO $TODE?! 🚨
Chart moving FAST 👀🐸
This is usually the part where people say:
“I’ll wait for a dip…”
Then wake up to:
+300% 😭🚀
Meme season starting to wake up.
$TODE mode: FULL SEND 🌕
$SUI confidential transfers are live in public beta on Devnet, enabling private payment amounts while keeping sender and receiver identities visible for compliance.
Token issuers can now activate confidential mode - hiding balances and transfer sizes - with controlled data access for regulators and analytics partners like Bridge, TRM Labs, and Merkle Science.
Co-founder Adeniyi Abiodun disclosed that the network has handled over $1 trillion in stablecoin volume since August, as the team pushes toward private-by-default money movement. A testnet rollout is targeted for later in 2026.
There might be a gem spawning on @base today via @bankrbot 👀
Team delayed it multiple times to get all things in line
Very hyped, will get you more info once live
$LINK just gained a regulated perpetual futures market in the U.S. with the launch of Kalshi’s LINKPERP contract, a CFTC-supervised product that clears through Kalshi Klear.
The cash-settled perps track the CME CF Chainlink-Dollar Real Time Index and use capped funding rates to keep alignment. No physical delivery - just price exposure in a compliant venue, a rarity after years of offshore dominance for $LINK derivatives.
$LINK traded near $7.85 at launch, bouncing over 3% from a weekly support test around $7, as traders assessed whether onshore perps could improve market structure beyond immediate price action.
Market is red, but our bags are printing. 🤝
While majors are bleeding, $WORLDCUP is printing. Why? Because liquidity always flows to the strongest upcoming narrative.
With the World Cup approaching, the smart money is already moving.
There’s always a bull market somewhere in crypto. You just have to know where to look.🧠🥂
$TWIN is a relentless community, they bagwork so hard and on the next level
Accumulate some now and join the team
Welcome to twin community
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eth unlocked from dead nft accounts i finally cleared out today, kept putting this off and finally did it, that went straight to $AXGT, my $REPPO position needed this, $XAUT is moving and i refuse to sit on the sidelines watching $BRLA go
Your wallet is a trash heap.
Random assets from nobody. Scam tokens you never needed. Dead NFTs from projects that vanished.
https://t.co/0FC3t8Zlv7
QT how many you burned and what's your next play. Watching every QT.
$SUI just weathered a brutal 48-hour outage storm - three separate halts on mainnet following the v1.72 upgrade, triggered by gas fee underflows and a randomness state bug.
Validators were down for over 18 cumulative hours, and the team knowingly deployed a patch with a risk of further crashes to restore service faster.
The token fell ~13% to $0.87 as $1.88M in long positions got wiped during the instability. AI agents analyzing logs helped pinpoint the root causes.
Despite the chaos, no funds were lost, and the network is now back online with fault isolation improvements planned. A stark reminder that even high-performance L1s face growing pains.