2Shanesz

Hometown: Oxford,MS; Ole Miss Grad; 901 for life “12. Live today like its your last. Pay your bills and take precautions in case it isn't.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨ALL-TIME PLAY🚨🚨

A freshman punter was called up to varsity for the homecoming game… and THIS happened.

You can only imagine what school was like on Monday for this young man.

🤯🤯�

[Pat Forde @ByPatForde]

Column: On a weekend full of boring mismatches, kudos to Ole Miss and Louisville for playing each other. And a salute to the SEC's best QB, Trinidad Chambliss, for coming up clutch again in a thrilling shootout. (Now, about that defense...) https://t.co/CYoF2rDm2c

[Ole Miss Football @OleMissFB]

2026 Ole Miss Football: Opening Titles 🍿

[2Shanesz @2Shanesz]

@GaijinTeitoku @Mario_Sneh However, if you have to pay, alimony can be removed from your gross earnings and reduce you tax bracket. If you are gonna get divorced with kids, make sure the child support gets listed as “alimony” or “alimony and child support, unless the court decides how much for each.

[StubHub @StubHub]

Effective immediately, we will no longer offer tickets in groups of 5. Out of respect for Jayden Daniels, we're only doing 4 or 6+. Thank you for your understanding.

[2Shanesz @2Shanesz]

This is a. Red card……..

https://t.co/8dgSLWJVHd

[2Shanesz @2Shanesz]

This is a red card

Ole Miss' Denzel Nkemdiche: Hit Of The Night https://t.co/vw2i3ttzYI via @YouTube

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

Overheard a dude in a USA jersey at KC fan fest telling a girl in an Ecuador jersey “I will take off this jersey and learn Spanish for you right now.”

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[2Shanesz @2Shanesz]

@KitchenBites_ This bitch is crazy

[2Shanesz @2Shanesz]

@spizio @warsurv I guess Iran having nukes is a better option.

[Keith Carter @KeithCarterOM]

Joe….we all hate losing but the insufferable losers like you and others who tweet at me in the middle of the game from their parent’s basements is just ridiculous. Be better.

[2Shanesz @2Shanesz]

@DrinkGatesMIZ @CFBTalkDaily

[SONS OF LIBERTY -MAGA MOVEMENT !!! @eagameover]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
This is the most wholesome shit I’ve ever seen !!

[2Shanesz @2Shanesz]

@LasVegasLocally This is why I love Vegas!

[2Shanesz @2Shanesz]

@5am1am_6 9

[Ole Miss @OleMiss]

Dear university community,

Winter Storm Fern has left significant and heartbreaking damage across our campus, our homes and our region. Recovery will take time, and it will take all of us united in resilience.

Today, we announced that our campus will remain closed through Sunday, Feb. 8. While our teams have worked tirelessly to restore operations, the impacts of this storm go far beyond our campus. The people of our city and county, including thousands of students and employees, are facing the loss of power and water, internet and cellular connectivity issues and intermittent access to food and fuel. Our focus remains on keeping our people safe, and that means acknowledging that we are part of a larger community in crisis.

Conditions remain hazardous with ice on roads and walkways, inoperable stop lights, downed trees and power lines as well as falling ice as temperatures fluctuate. I urge everyone to avoid non-essential travel on campus, both on foot and by vehicle, so our recovery teams have the space they need to work safely and diligently.

In the midst of this devastation, we have witnessed the extraordinary strength of our community and the unwavering dedication of those who have cared for our students. Our housing staff, dining teams, facilities crews, police and emergency responders and so many others have gone above and beyond, working around the clock in difficult and dangerous conditions. We are so grateful to each of them, and to our first responders and community partners.

Updates will continue as recovery progresses and as we are able to safely restore full operations. Until then, please continue to exercise caution, look out for one another and draw strength from the incredible community that surrounds us.

Sincerely,

Glenn F. Boyce
Chancellor

[2Shanesz @2Shanesz]

@OleMiss 🙏🏻

[2Shanesz @2Shanesz]

@GDarb65 Wish I was close enough to drive you 🥶

Circa 1994

[Today In History @historigins]

Don't Stop Believin' by Snoop Dogg is the best thing I've seen this week