Shannon Parker

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Getting pulled over, then beating a ticket like a boss http://t.co/X2sU5dng

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Scientists have confirmed that the reason why Ozzy Osbourne has been surviving drug and alcohol abuse because he is genetically a mutant.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

When Jay-Z was 12 year old, he shot his elder brother Eric, just because he stole his jewellery.

[elyssa brinkmeier @ebrinkmeier]

#loveyou #AlotOfTheTime #boom #lololol @2Shannonparker

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...

[Shannon Parker @2Shannonparker]

ITS CHRISTMAS EVE!!:D
#excited #canthideit

[thoughts @thegoatcircle]

Your nose can remember 50,000 scents.

[Shannon Parker @2Shannonparker]

Well at least it's Christmas break...
#funfact

[Shannon Parker @2Shannonparker]

:( so sick #tired

[Shannon Parker @2Shannonparker]

I'm sick...):
#cold #forsure #hateit #itsnotokay #ew

[jeebus @itsnotrealmoney]

If the sheets are still on the bed when it’s over, you’re doing it wrong.

[Daniel Tosh @itsDannyTosh]

Tampon commercials create an unrealistic expectation of how much fun it is to be around menstruating women.

[Shannon Parker @2Shannonparker]

Man I really need a new iPod...
#forsure

[elyssa brinkmeier @ebrinkmeier]

@2Shannonparker the awkward moment when your friend says she wishes she can lick her vagg just like a dog! #BestFriend #haha #goodtime

[elyssa brinkmeier @ebrinkmeier]

I can always count on her<3 #bestfriends #honestly #Iloveit @2Shannonparker

[Shannon Parker @2Shannonparker]

TOMORROW IS ANNUAL STRIP SWEATER DAY! everyone had to wear a strip sweater #FACT
@alysse_rachelle