2Slaps

Former SSBU Chicagoland Tournament Organizer | 25 | He/Him | 👑 | Bayonetta enthusiast

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Had a management meeting at work and someone told an employee what I said about them, now they're mad at me and it just confirms that I can't trust any of these people anymore.

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Why do my coin pusher towers have a yaoi size gap

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I can't believe he would do something like this... 😟😟😟
#AtataIsOverParty #NeverTrustANessMain
#911WhatsYourEmergency

[BloNo Smash @BloNoSmash]

Chicago Ness player @ATATAness has allegedly filled a Water cup with Dr Pepper at a Wendy’s

(via @Variety)

[Riptide @RiptideSSB]

🌊Crashing into 2026, Riptide is back! Join us September 11-13, 2026 for the waterpark event of the summer!

🌊Ultimate
🌊Melee
🦑Splatoon 3
🌊Rivals 2
🏎️Mario Kart World
🧑‍🎓Collegiate Crews
🦍

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🫂Tag a friend for your chance to win a free pass

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@RiptideSSB @vs_genny

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This diva

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KYS PEDOPHILE, went private because you know you're a pos, if you jumped off a cliff I'd feel bad for the ground that you splatter on. https://t.co/OZGQ2nfr1w

[#RedaciousSMP🌹 @Redacious_]

Finally got around to getting the Scrims poster framed. Genuinely something I will treasure for the rest of my life 🧡
How many of yall got to sign this 👀

[Scrims Esports Gaming Center @ScrimsCenter]

Scrims Center's liquidation sale will end soon.
Don't miss out on the best deals!
Get a 3070 Gaming PC and 240 Hz monitor for just $1000! Visit https://t.co/32X7Ls6jqG for more information and order form

Come to our in-person sale:
Weds 11/19 | 4-7pm or Fri 11/21 | 2-5pm

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POOR!

[Lil Nouns ⌐◨-◨ @lilnounsdao]

Getting excited to watch @DoeyJonuts @TrifSmash and @Mast3rofFlavor1 represent Lil Nouns at Fast Falls in a few weeks! 🎮🏆

Hope you are all practicing! 👀

@nounsgg ⌐◨-◨

[Scrims Esports Gaming Center @ScrimsCenter]

Scrims Center Liquidation Sale! Come by for some great deals!

Nov. 1st and 2nd | 12- 5pm

PC Packages | Monitors | Chairs | TVs | New & Used Peripherals | Networking Equip | Signs & Decor | Cafe Tables & Seating | Lounge Furniture
Web Cams | USB & Ethernet Cables | Much MORE!

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Hey guys, I'm selling off the equipment used for Scrims Showdown, if you're interested in buying anything and have not already reached out to me, please do so over discord!

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@SZNSEVEN @Redacious_

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They're green for an amazing reason

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This shit is great 👍

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Me slightly hungover at the Riptide arcade for 4 hours straight

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Yall the bar at Riptide used a fog machine, and it escaped all the way to the upstairs hallway where the room are lmaoooooooo

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Palastine wasn't enough, now he wants to occupy tournaments too!?

[Even Matchup Gaming @EvenMatchup]

Statement relating to EMG’s settlement of recent litigation:

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New pfp because @SSB_Genny is the goat (and I bought her food)

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@Redacious_

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I will not speak, for I will get in trouble.