Lu 🎈

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

post doordash clarity when you realize you wasted ur money like a retard

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Paige Niemann quits job as Ariana Grande impersonator:

“I give up!! This bitch got me hungry as fuck!!!”

[Bhoomika @bhoomikacodes]

i'm the API between claude and my manager

[jerry jones’s brain worm @daydenjaniels5]

first bite of that Costco Chicken Shawarma

[Big Luke ✌️🌳💫| No.1 #MinillaMaxxer @TheBigLukee]

A debater (BANG BANG)

A college (BANG BANG)

A question (BANG BANG)

A bullet (BANG BANG)

[autist @litteralyme0]

WE ARE FINALLY ONLY 2 SHOWERS AWAY FROM GTA 6

[rice ꩜ playing ff7r @usohtsuki]

"cinephile" and you haven't even watched lego batman

[j! @astrrals]

coworker talking about “good morning” lmao fuck you

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Hitler's spirit is alive and it operates this app called Microsoft Authenticator

[autist @litteralyme0]

POV: you are enjoying your pizza at the new freddy location and 5 parents start asking where their children at

[cie @hsmiltn]

no movie is foreign to me because i walk this earth considering every human a brother

[Gizmo 🦊🦉 🔜 ASC @OwlGizmo]

How mfs be using the gas station bathroom

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

turning on the yes network to watch the yankees again after witnessing a traumatizing loss just the night before

[𝐟𝐚𝐮ᛋ𝐭 @faustianwigger]

Female teachers loved interrupting your mid class conversations with "I'll wait." 😐 Yeah you will you stupid bitch 😂 me and Cody are about to figure out what pokemon we're gonna fuck 💯🏃‍♂️

[Mitch Anderson @LineupMitch]

Sound of the first beer cracking on a Friday

[autist @litteralyme0]

How I go to work knowing my unemployed bro is sleeping after playing games all night

[່ @hallucinaetions]

whole house spanish🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

[Joe C @TheManJoe_C]

Aaron Judge will be 36 the next time he takes an at bat for the Yankees. Brian Cashman wasted the greatest hitter of our generations career