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[ernie @2ToesUp]

Puppy kisses have healing powers

[ernie @2ToesUp]

Life update: Jack just asked me what the difference was between a getting a U-Haul and hiring movers

[ernie @2ToesUp]

@mitchell_n_hang Wait that’s really funny you figured out what it said hahaha

[ernie @2ToesUp]

Two. babies. There were two. Babies.

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Yesterday I had to take Chip to the vet.
Vet: hi, I’m dr. Ogle.
Me: hi, Ogle.

[ernie @2ToesUp]

Can someone at @WynnLasVegas NOT hang up on me? I’m on try three to get my credit card sorted. Help please

[ernie @2ToesUp]

@somecrazyaidan @jacksfilms lol

[ernie @2ToesUp]

You guys ever watch Hot Ones? You ever notice they include animations when the person being interviewed is especially boring and lame? The Sydney Sweeney one is essentially a 20 minute cartoon lol

[ernie @2ToesUp]

I think if more of us called this platform by its actual name “X”, more people would recognize that the platform we once knew as Twitter is dead. I kinda hate X and what it stands for so I have a blue sky account if anyone wants to follow me over there.

https://t.co/UzlIECRP5X

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@ella_wooley @flosports Where?!

[ernie @2ToesUp]

@VarsitySpirit @flosports so if I pay $120 a year to stream an event and the day of the app stops working, do I get a refund or do you send me all the missed performances with music?

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@Batface101 @jacksfilms Here is a pic of them together :}

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Saying hi to Checkers

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Got a 4th dog! Say hello to Checkers

[ernie @2ToesUp]

Pretty frightened about project 2025 becoming my reality, so please excuse me while I go rock back and forth in the corner

[ernie @2ToesUp]

Chipwich just asked me if I ever go to my own house or I just hang around hers because I love her so much 😒

[ernie @2ToesUp]

@jacksfilms @_SrPelo_ Do the roar

[ernie @2ToesUp]

@rainbowmeowzers Wordle 1,205 3/6*

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[ernie @2ToesUp]

The only reason I still do the wordle is because it helps me gauge how psychic I’m going to be that day

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@TechCakeMix Ok now I need you to assume you, me, your parents, and any living relative is paying for this person’s salary and they also have control over almost everything you do

[ernie @2ToesUp]

Imagine lying in a job interview and the interviewer was like “actually what you just said is factually incorrect” and you were like “YOU PROMISED I COULD SAY ANYTHING I WANTED” and like they would still hire you jfc