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“Most jobs have pages of rules,” O’Reilly said. “#Trump said there was only one: ‘Grab away. Our lawyers will pay.”
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"I'm not trying to say 'fuck you,' I'm giving the American people a one-finger salute," Trump said.
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#TrumpOnBlackHistory : "That's exactly what I'm trying to make black people: History."

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"Grown Man Decides Writing Nasty Yelp Review Best Use of His Time"
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"Stalin to Lead Trump Transition Team, Zombies Now 'a Thing'"

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"Trump Won't Prosecute, Clinton Quits Weight Lifting"
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"'My own wife didn't even vote for me," Trump lamented. "Just proves my point: You can't trust immigrants.'" https://t.co/2Z4rO8k9WD

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Overweight Man Fools Everyone with Slimming Clothing | Too True News
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DEA Party Said to Be Wildest One Yet
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Hillary Campaign Advisors Recommend She "Dress Sexier"
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Rhode Island Democratic Voters: Who are you voting for? Please only respond if you live in RI and are going to vote.

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Wisconsin Republican Voters: Who will you be voting for on Tuesday? Only respond if you are absolutely going to vote

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@WillItBlow Even worse, it was a repeat. Its been broadcast before.

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@2TrueNews I'm outraged about tonight's #MediaBlackout. One more question: Do you think the networks will apologize? #MSM #MSMfail #MSMW2016

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@2TrueNews I'll ask another question: WHY is this happening? Honestly, I do not know why. Does anybody have any thought out theories?

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PEOPLE: Like, Retweet, or reply to this if you are upset by the media's coverage/lack of coverage of #HIcaucus, #HawaiiCaucus , #election

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Frightening... https://t.co/kwc92TPbvC

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Is anyone Periscoping from a #HawaiiCaucus right now? #HIcaucus #primary #BernieSanders #HillaryClinton

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@MumpusWumpus Fuck. Voters are reporting this directly via twitter? Or is there a news outlet reporting this?

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@MumpusWumpus Oh no. What sources are reporting voter fraud/suppression?