2U (Parody)

Candid, Honest, and Open.

This account is not affiliated with 2U, Inc. in any way. Protected by the First Amendment, right?

[2U (Parody) @2Uinc]

Boom.

[2U (Parody) @2Uinc]

We love to move fast and bankrupt things

#hustle

[2U (Parody) @2Uinc]

As part of our ongoing pivot, we have decided to eliminate, along with the back row, our company’s guiding principles. If you can locate them on our website, please let us know so we can rectify the error. Thanks!

[2U (Parody) @2Uinc]

#TeamChip

https://t.co/4sJTV90Eli

[2U (Parody) @2Uinc]

Chip Paucek is not the consummate con man with a track record as an unethical businessperson. He is an overwhelmingly successful entrepreneur with numerous accolades. Get it right!

[2U (Parody) @2Uinc]

Chip is a Tech Titan and one of the 100 Most Intriguing Entrepreneurs!

What, you don’t think Goldman Sachs is a good judge of character?

[2U (Parody) @2Uinc]

Couldn’t disagree with this more

[Protect Borrowers @BorrowerJustice]

While @2Uinc pursues special protections under bankruptcy, students deserve to be shielded from the harm of a potential 2U collapse.

@usedgov and regulators must step up and be ready to protect students.

👉https://t.co/9IbA65RxcI

[2U (Parody) @2Uinc]

Wishing the very best to all 2U employees impacted by our recent restructuring. We needed to shore up some capital to offset executive retention bonuses.

Merry Christmas!