Coe

The adventures of Coe on Ludo, the orange Versys. pictures, opinions and maybe the occasional video.

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

It's absolutely rubbish owning a motorbike. I mean, look at the crap you have to put up with. https://t.co/AxA9fQaa8N

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

@BBCNews @the__chez - how many of the HCMR (pictured) will be female? This will be the first king with female lifeguards, and fewer than 10 are being included in the event.

BBC News - King's coronation
https://t.co/2TAbvgHmop

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

When you want looking at motorbikes to be a miserable experience, @SuperbikeFactor is there for you!

No image zoom, no filter memory, filters that don't work, and you will always end up at the bottom of the website when you return to search results. Did you test this website?

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

@RishiSunak You missed the part where you broke the law with Boris?

What about the bit where you put taxes up for the poorest? Or helped gave billions away for janky PPE that went to landfill?

And where you wouldn't change the tax rules so your wife didn't have to pay?

You're no better!

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg And there is also a cost of living crisis which has been inflicted by 12 years of Tory government.

None of these things are connected or comparable.

You are a liar, Boris is a liar, rishi is a liar any you are all unfit for the offices you hold.

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

@spicy110sm It's a case of we're both right. but there is less chance of confusion if you keep the pump occupied until you've settled up.

Ta. good to know.

Also, he moves his car when he has filled up as well. I genuinely thought he was doing a runner the first time he did it.

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

@spicy110sm i had a discussion today. what are your thoughts on the below?

Should you move your bike from in front of a petrol pump when you're going in to pay?

They said its was common courtesy. I said it's pointless because the pump cant be used until payment has been made.

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

@andrewh110 @spicy110sm I don't do it for anyone. I'm the sort of arse who faffs around after I've finished filling up just for the sake of faffing 😁

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

@highwaylass also, if you move and someone drives up to and starts using that pump, does it continue adding to the cost, or are they locked out? i cant see older pumps being that smart.

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

@highwaylass another reason why moving is pointless.

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

Also, caveat, I appreciate that this may differ from forecout to forecourt so there is no pressure to settle an argument here 👍

also, 'They' was someone I was out riding with.

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

@mrjamesob John Major has just made it clear what he thinks of Bojo the Clown

https://t.co/ieQxWIxZP8

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

I'm not sure which is worse, the PM who allegedly fucked a dead pig, or the one who keeps throwing dead cats (figurative for cat twitter) and gaslighting.

Johnson makes Cameron look not quite so bad.

#JohnsonMustGo #JohnsonOut8

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

@rickygervais another fantastic series of After Life. Thank you.

The ending was reminiscent of how Still Game closed.

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

@8_Invisible_8 I don't want to rub it in, but I picked up a lovely 17plate 2016 GS with 1500 miles on the clock in October. It had everythin thrown at it. I thought it was a bargain, had a deposit on it before I'd even seen it. It's a bloody brilliant bike.

The insurance is horrible though.

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

@mrjamesob isn't it just a derivation of the Latin baccalaureate?

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

@joymorrissey I value the opinions of qualified experts over an elected amateur everyday of the week.

Remind me again, where did you study medicine, healthcare, and virology?

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

@highwaylass How does that compare with the average salary of other religious reps?

A quick Google showed 23-45k for a rabbi, and a woeful 12k for an imam (figures from 07ish for that).

Not sure people get into that game for the cash. I suppose that's why they say it's 'a calling'

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

@InlimboV @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Regular British person here. We don't think about them either. Unfortunately we're stuck with bell ends like Mogg and Johnson desperately clinging onto the past.

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

@DrewLawDesign What was that thing with Keith chegwin running around without any clothes on?

That

[Coe @2WheelsCoe]

@BorisJohnson No, you're the party of systematically defunding, and destroying the NHS.