Adam Eggleston

God made trees but he also made loggers.

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

Just trying to find a girl who likes dark chocolate.

Drizzled on her titties

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

@CjBurns03 That's fine I like head scratches more

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

Time to make broccoli cheddar soup

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

@CjBurns03 Well that's rude

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

After tonight with my uncle passing. I dont know if I'll be able to handle the day down the road when my dad passes

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

Definitely a rough one tonight. Not sure how to handle the situations. But is what it is

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

all these women on tic tok trying to be late mccannon. Why not be you and let me put 3 rounds a day in you

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

I dont want to be rich. I want to surround myself with people who have the same goal of 100 acre parcels that all touch. This way everyone has space and nobody gets a DUI

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

Ya ever looked at your speedo screaming 120 abs that oak tree whispering come at me l?

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

@CjBurns03 Send em an email

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

Man I love a good cracked rib. Preferably not on me but here we are

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

Where to move next. Michigan is boring as hell

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

Loosing weight is great but now I have to buy new Jean's and I just bought Jean's a month ago

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

@CjBurns03 Just the pineapple throws a big red flag that says psychopath

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

if ya live your life scared of pissing people off and burning bridges, ya wont make progress in life

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

big things in the works. couldn't be more excited

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

@CjBurns03 But I want my back rubbed

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

3 or 4 kids wrap around porch and 100 acres. All I want in life. But here I am single.

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

In the words of speed gang. "Gonna get rich and fuck that bitch "

[Adam Eggleston @2XLclimber]

Hump day is always more fun when you get out of work early and have someone you like to hump. Got out of work early so I guess one out of two ain't too bad