2 inch grinch,

the world needs ditch diggers

[Busch Beer @BuschBeer]

@MikelSevere @HoustonTX Huskers are taking over Houston

[Dick McFadden @Dickmcfadden69]

Drinking fucking beer and watching fucking basketball

[2 inch grinch, @2_inch_grinch]

WOW

[2 inch grinch, @2_inch_grinch]

Busch lights have entered the fridge

[2 inch grinch, @2_inch_grinch]

Nebraska fans need to shut their fucking mouths. There is nothing you can say about any other program (especially Iowa) that will mark you win an argument. Fucking idiots on this app. Stop tweeting.

[2 inch grinch, @2_inch_grinch]

The touchdown, extra point --> commercial --> kickoff --> commercial sequence is the most ridiculous thing I've ever fucking seen ever

[2 inch grinch, @2_inch_grinch]

RANK THEM

[2 inch grinch, @2_inch_grinch]

It's gonna end exactly how you think it's gonna end

[2 inch grinch, @2_inch_grinch]

Most unsurprising Nebraska game I've ever watched

[2 inch grinch, @2_inch_grinch]

This seems like the biggest coin flip game of all time. I can't pick Nebraska to win, but if they do, the score will be 29-26

[2 inch grinch, @2_inch_grinch]

I have so many takes about so many things... its unbelievable

[2 inch grinch, @2_inch_grinch]

that was kinda like if you were puking and you tried to cover your mouth to stop it, and it worked

[2 inch grinch, @2_inch_grinch]

its not for the faint of heart

[2 inch grinch, @2_inch_grinch]

nothing says welcome back to football more than the game in front of Nebraska going long

You think with how many ads. the networks inundate us with, they would know how long a typical game goes. Seems like a major error

[2 inch grinch, @2_inch_grinch]

Checking in from the eastern time zone. 9pm kick is brutal. 34-31 loss would really suck to stay up for. Steak going on soon

[Mrs. Brassenstein @MBrassenstein]

me approaching the arena at an WNBA game with 5 green dildos (they're in my rectum)

[2 inch grinch, @2_inch_grinch]

Just watched a feature which included a segment about my all time favorite Cub, Big Z. Switch hitting pitcher that threw 100. Better times

[2 inch grinch, @2_inch_grinch]

@NUCLRGOLF Showers, and towels in the cart. And maybe the sharpie/sunscreen/divot tool set up on 1 tee. But we can’t have this because there’s too many retards. Shrink the game

[Festus Ezeli @FestusEzeli]

Thank you DubNation!