George Carlin Fun Facts

I'm okay at things

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The junkyard would be a fun first date

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Is this for Lyft drivers??

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Cover bands are just doing karaoke

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Big Foot is a furry!

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Dudes just dapped each other and said “see you on Zoom”

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Is there a Twitter marketplace?

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George Carlin actually got arrested for cursing in his stand up.

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“Can you get on aux?”

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Just like we drew it up.

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@laidbackcoolguy You’ve change since you got that job.

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Im going to make the first space force stolen valor.

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Stunt coordinators lookin at taxis like “yeah blow that shit up”

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“What do guys even want?”

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@familyvideoCBD Okay some of us are our own abuela but weird flex 😒

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Why did we stop at fortune cookies? I want a fortune lasagna.

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Frat parties should have kiss cams

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“Just one song”
The song:

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My favorite hobby DDD (Ding Dong Ditch) has been ruined by Ring Cameras.

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“Yes chef” - he’s a line cook

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Another reason to leave utah. No White Castle

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@familyvideoCBD I know that room has a taste to it