austin

bless the strippers but fuck the men

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Just asked if I could smoke at this party and my friend deadpan was like “no there’s a baby here” I’ve reached this stage

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

You could be having the biggest break down of your life and your cat is like yo crack open that wet food for me, beloved.

[bonnie @fwrosting]

all i bring to the function is a communal vape and a thousand yard stare

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

having pets is so crazy cause we not even the same species but we just in the crib together cuddling

[jacob jones @jacobfuknjones]

cigarettes

[cee @1ovesickkk]

“i love your personality” thanks! its pieces of everyone ive ever loved and lost

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

[s ꩜ @dustbnuy]

they should invent a place where i belong

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Taking breaks between my cigarette drags to hit my vape

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Does anyone want to kick me while I’m down

[vo @vanillaopinions]

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

oh no i feel anxious but its ok!!! i have this rly great coping mechanism called Pick At My Skin Over and Over Again that makes it all better

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Sorry baby, mommy can never own a home because she would buy 65 touch tunes credits every time she had 2 drinks in her

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

i don't have a five year plan because every two months, i realize i need a different life

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

I’m going back to smoking cigarettes this cannot be the life I quit them for

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

Hello Sharks, can i have a cigarette