I am feeling a tinge of jealousy about the Knicks because I just can’t root for the Knicks but it’s hard to not be happy for them especially because they were just so clearly the better team from beginning to end of that series. It should have been a sweep honestly
Cute girl: haha what are you listening to
(She takes my earbud)
Ai movie recap of Forrest Gump: the retarded man held bubba while dead. He knew bubba did shrimp. A shrimp boat in bubbas memory for fishing. no legs Dan meets god while out shrimping
I was washing a watermelon and dropped it onto the corner of my sink. It snapped in two vast halves directly into the basin. I had been looking forward to this watermelon all day and I was not going to waste it. I demolished probably 2 pounds of watermelon raw from the shell