2BallsAndAPutter

Day Trading, Investments, Gambling, Golf and any other degenerate fun I can find. Golfweek Amateur Tour Member.

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@Luke_Elvy Independent Contractor.
I'm so tired of hearing this.
He is a human who made a decision
Greed over Morals.
PGA Member. No.
Sorry. Mo Money Mo Problems.
Mo Problems are magnified with unethical decisions based on lining HIS pockets with cash marked with the blood of other humans.

[JPDAILY @JCPGATA]

Langer reveals Achilles injury was from pickleball: Bernhard Langer won't be at the Masters this year because of pickleball. https://t.co/usmcLA0EHZ

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@CommonManRadio My Jabrones. I'm disturbed by the fact that the "Microwave Tuna" guy is in a cramped studio for 3 hours a day. (If you dont listen every day, GTH) with the "Known Farter"
Bet PanamaTed is happy he gets his own booth.
#Tunafartcombo

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@big_mike9169 D Shitty

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@CallawayGolf @FatPerez33 @bobdoessports Boy the Duck Dynasty guys have really let themselves go.

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@ManAndBone971
Thank God we haven't seen some of @CommonManRadio junk on the Commenman and Tbone podcast that he asks us to subscribe to.

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@wsyx6 Lmao.
I guess the threat of shorting their stock made them turn around on this awful idea.

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@curb_david
I'm sorry for your loss.
R.I.P.
Thank you for your Drop to your knees humor.

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@ManAndBone971 My Hipaa Violators.
I have been listening for a long time and have heard nicknames come and go on this show.
What is the best nickname you have ever given someone.
Conversely.
What's the best nickname that someone given you.

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@Dexerto God he even swings like a girl.
Swing the Hammer Bro!
Damn!

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@wsyx6 Well. No more Wendy's.
I will also be shorting your Stock.
Cause I know your prices are not the problem.
Have you been through a drive thru recently.
It's gonna be like watching a trainwreck.
Shame @Wendys Shame

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@MemorialGolf I had the privilege of caddying at Murifield at the age of 14. 50 now, and I have had several Opportunities to meet both Jack and Barbara. She ALWAYS has a smile. Amazing Woman that gives her All. Blueprint of the Partner you want in Life. Happy Birthday.

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@10TV Should have taught her kid to Never approach people with weapons.
This is what could happen.
Teach your children that "Emotions are horrible decision makers."

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@GOLF_com Says a lot coming from a man wearing a flacid dick on his head and chest.
I know. No merit but, Come on People!
Here is some validity.
What has @TalorGooch won?
0 top 10's in Majors.
Win something before spouting off at the mouth. Ya look dumb.

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@PGA Keep Swingin Em.
Keep Swingin Em.

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@ManAndBone971
Oh YESSSS.

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@ManAndBone971
You can ask for a cheese cup at @Wendys

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@HumansNoContext M*A*S*H*
Good. Yeah. I think Good.

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@theblockspot This guy is hilarious.
@theblockhead more like it.
He would go around the Block for a reacharound from a Buckeye.
This guy's not smart enough to stack blocks.
The blocks in kindergarten were smoothed down for HIS safety.
A Block is his emotional support animal.
Last one.. Twat.

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