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Why not take a crazy chance?

[day @2beanburritos]

I got my first speeding ticket today and told my mom, also I was playing @p_lo when it happened

[milena☆ @milenadraws]

if i saw this i would not believe my eyes

[SwatKat💃 @swatic12]

When their is a global outage but your office laptop is working just fine
#Microsoft #Crowdstrike

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

I'm this old

[sophie @netcapgirl]

Me: I want to buy a graphing calculator

Texas Instruments: yep

Me: …and a high-speed, high-res analog-to-digital converter

TI: yeah nw we got you bro

Me: also weird q but do you know where I can find a javelin antitank guided missile?

TI: buddy ur not gonna believe this

[Amoeba Music @amoebamusic]

We are giving away a vinyl test pressing of the new @blink182 album "ONE MORE TIME..." thanks to our friends at @ColumbiaRecords!

Repost and follow us to win. Winner announced at 7pm.

[day @2beanburritos]

Why does it smell like updog in eastbay?

[brandon @pretzelz130]

This is what Mitch McConnell sees in the corner of the room every time he freezes up

[day @2beanburritos]

@ChipotleTweets i didnt know you can order soup 😑

[Angel @AngelStudiosInc]

People have been so generous in spreading the message of 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘰𝘮 that they've Paid It Forward so thousands of others can watch it for free in theaters. Get your tickets today!

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

true

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

dogs aren’t actually afraid of fireworks, they just really hate america

[Brodie Brazil @BrodieBz]

For the record.

[Lambgoat @lambgoat]

Yes, this was 10 years ago

@Livewithouttx