Blonde Winos

she loved three things~a joke, a glass of wine and a handsome man. 2 girls, one account, a whole lot of laughs. You can find us next to the wine.

[Blonde Winos @2blondewinos]

"Nick and Vanessa are awk. How can we fill the rest of the hour?"

"Start the next season?"

"Sounds good."

[Blonde Winos @2blondewinos]

I love how Vanessa was so cocky and knew she won before she walked in...

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

The problem with getting in shape is that it takes too much work.

[Jonah Lupton @JonahLupton]

Sorry @United but if this is how you treat people's pets than I'm never flying with you again.
I encourage others to also #BoycottUnited.

[Blonde Winos @2blondewinos]

Beyoncé. Girl. You are not the Virgin Mary and your ego is way too big

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

I'm starving and I have a fridge full of healthy food and I don't want to eat any of it.

[Blonde Winos @2blondewinos]

Just curious... Did everyone get a participation trophy by attending the march yesterday?

[Blonde Winos @2blondewinos]

Drunk on 🍷🍷🍷>>> drunk in love

[Southern Suitor @SouthernSuitor]

"Don't lump non-Trump supporters with the ones rioting"... "All Trump supporters are racist, homophobic, assholes."

[Blonde Winos @2blondewinos]

If it was @marcorubio and Hillary, there would be no contest...

[Blonde Winos @2blondewinos]

Is it too late to make Belichick a presidential candidate?

[Blonde Winos @2blondewinos]

If you hesitate between me and another person, don't choose me

[SassyWineQueen @SassyWineQueen]

Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick

[Blonde Winos @2blondewinos]

Cowboys fans acting like they beat an actual team...#lol

[Blonde Winos @2blondewinos]

The best defense is a good offense

[Blonde Winos @2blondewinos]

At this point I think I've seen Kim Kardashian nude more times than I have myself

[Blonde Winos @2blondewinos]

My favorite thing about myself is that my car doesn't have any bumper stickers

[Blonde Winos @2blondewinos]

I love how Facebook has turned into an online shopping feed for suckers...