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[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

Why does Hillary Clinton look like jigsaw without the face paint? #BidensAmerica

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

Progresso Clam Chowder - 1.3. Progresso needs to change the recipe of their unloaded potato leak soup. 1.3 isn’t just the score but the amount of clams found in this 1 pea potato loaded cardboard. Jerome Bettis let me down this time.

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

Demetri's in Edmonds, WA.
Spoon test 👎🏻 I ain’t one to put a bra on a chicken but the presentation on this girl was nice. With that being said the thickest part of this chowda was the bread. Where the flying Frosted Johnny football were the taters?!?!?! A poor 5.87

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

Spoon test✅ this thiccie yumalicous tater rich bacon loaded chowda hit all the right places. The clams out in these parts of the world are a little smaller than I like but I give it a solid 8.77. #PNWchowda

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

I’m betting my wife’s birthday dinner money chiefs by 9. #ChiefsKingdom

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Coopers in Scranton, PA.
I can’t believe in all my years of watching the office they never referenced this chowder. After eating this chowder not only was this spoon standing straight up. -9.3

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

So the flavor of this chowder is banging. However not very thiccc but that could be because I didn’t read the instructions sober. Also, does anyone know how you condense something? cause these condensed taters slap harder than my grandmas purse. Solid 7.3 for canned chowda.

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

After living at an undisclosed location for the past couple months I have decided to get drunk and make canned chowed standby for the review.

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

@VinceVisone Haven’t been able to find no chowda in these parts in many moons

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

Non-political statement but Im pretty sure bachelorette parties are a bigger menace to society now a days than a bachelor party. #girlsgonewild

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I just got back to my hotel and somehow Don Koharski is under the sheets in my bed and he said it’s under review whether he’s naked or not

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

Ross Colton with the icy McDouble decker

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@binnnasty tighter than a nuns ass on Christmas Eve. #stlblues

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For every frozen biscuit vladdy daddy slaps in tonight I’ll shotgun a buschie. Every like will be a double tap shotgun multiplier. #STLblues #buschwhacked

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

One of those days where I’m gonna get so cralabrated that I accidentally sign up to join the Military

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

@StLouisBlues y’all need to

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

Getting properly aligned tonight

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

@elonmusk can we get a sample of the dehydrated clam chowder you intend to send to mars? We aren’t sure if we want to apply for the mission yet.

[The chowda heads @2brainsonecell]

When someone wishes you bad luck you have to drink 5 beers and shoot 12ga dragons breath off the balcony with salt on your balls to break the bad luck.

[the 𓃵 @habibifirebomb]

Someone give the Ghost of Kyiv an F35 and a liter of henny