mateos

Tiktoker masquerading as a poker pro

[mateos @2cardtito]

Year so far (+ ~$30k untracked)

+$209k total

Most of live volume is $10/$20
Most of online volume is NJ regulated pool 500nl

Online def took some adjusting hadn’t played much in the last 1.5-2yrs (was mostly focused on being a dusty live reg) so was a bit of a learning curve / db review at ~45k hands certainly helped

[mateos @2cardtito]

Goin to Vegas & LA in 2 weeks lookin to play $10/$20+

If anyone wants to sit with a greasy vlogging 25yo please hmu

I’m serious please help me please I need this

[mateos @2cardtito]

@salmon2_poker Nah those ankle bracelets are how they tag the ones w initiative

[mateos @2cardtito]

No bro I swear that cocktail waitress is into me she drew a smiley face on the lid of my coffee bro I swear

[mateos @2cardtito]

Ppl in poker seem to vastly overthink content creation

I went from knowing 0 about content to >100k across ig & YouTube in 1.5yrs

All u have to do is appeal to those that are ranked on jerkmate &or play poker in a retarded enough fashion that viewers feel compelled to tell u how shit u are

Do both and u have 90% of the market under an iron fist

Ur welcome

[mateos @2cardtito]

Bringing an iPad to the poker table needs to be a spankable offense

(just bought an iPad)

[mateos @2cardtito]

Played a $2/$5 college home game my senior yr

Wealthy Asian kid from another school loses >$5k

He can’t transfer the money bc he’s hit his limits & his parents won’t give him more. So he just whips out his credit card and e-pays the hosts apartment rent for the next 2 months lmfao

Problem solver

[mateos @2cardtito]

If I see one more reel of some dipshit driving a motor bike around Vietnam with an Anthony bourdain talk track in the background I am going to end it all

[mateos @2cardtito]

Planning a 1.5 month live cash trip, set the goal to play 1k hours live this year and only at 350ish so rly need to get moving

gonna play some stream, some public, and some private gna vlog it all

Vegas, La, Bay Area, Texas (?), Florida (?)

likely going to massively regret this

[mateos @2cardtito]

Did the ol fall in love with the draw and then find a way to win the hand bc im tilted it didn’t hit

[mateos @2cardtito]

Little cousin just looks at me in the grocery store scoffs and goes “grown ass man gambling for a living”

[mateos @2cardtito]

@oddsbtw Not mine

[mateos @2cardtito]

Never using that stupid imaginary number to make a decision again

[mateos @2cardtito]

Flattered that an online fella thought a live reg would have a 4bet cbet fold

Buddy if I 4bet and bet flop I got an overpair, if I have AK I check and try to hit my A or K

[mateos @2cardtito]

@RodricWar I should jam imo

[mateos @2cardtito]

River x is a blunder from me but doesn’t matter bc I sunrun

[mateos @2cardtito]

Nothing like a post jerk full social media audit to make sure I didn’t just somehow upload a carousel of my nuts

[mateos @2cardtito]

@Jeremia19275163 Me see flush me scared

[mateos @2cardtito]

Stupid hand vs gud player at 5kNL

[mateos @2cardtito]

pt 3

[mateos @2cardtito]

Never playing poker during family reunion week again after last year

Dusted $14k at 4am at 2kNL and then my mom woke me up to go shopping w her at the outlet mall at 8am

Genuinely wanted to commit seppuku in that new balance store

[mateos @2cardtito]

a story in 2 parts. Edit guess it was 1kNL and I lost $13.5k