Carl Hoffman

What is dead may never die

[Carl Hoffman @2Carlz]

People always ask me what Seeds is like. Well this is him in a nutshell

[Nacho Enthusiast @leapeajo]

*Gets a new haircut

Dating: “Wow Babe, I love it. So Sexy!”

15 years of marriage: “Nice mullet, douche.”

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Have 2 wonder if might be the begining of a QB controversy in Kansas City

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

Joaquin Phoenix: all I have are negative thoughts

Me: *just shoving handfuls if buttered popcorn into my mouth* fuuuuck maybe IM the joker

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

When I gave up my dads dream of me being a basketball star to perform in the school musical alongside my girlfriend Gabriella

[VikingsGraphics @VikingsGraphics]

7 things every kid needs to hear:

1. I love you
2. I support you
3. I am listening
4. I believe in you
5. The Packers are a joke of an organization who have wasted 2 HoF QBs careers.
6. I am here for you
7. You matter

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

A leader of men,a master of motivaton

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

David Ortiz has never once given a fuck

[Harry Potter Posts @muggle_facts]

Dumbledore in 1927 vs 1938

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Holy fuck I just saw your Instagram story, I'm gonna listen to that song right away thanks for letting me know

[Carl Hoffman @2Carlz]

@Timberwolves make this happen

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

New superteam going to form? 👀

[Mickstape @MickstapeShow]

“Kobe!” - helicopter pilot

[ESPN @espn]

The #NLCS takes Baby Shark to another level 🦈😆

(via @MLB)

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

What’s fortnight

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

🇺🇸 NATIONALS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES 🇺🇸

✅ Sweep the Cardinals, 4-0
✅ Punch ticket to first WS in franchise history
✅ Celebrate with champagne

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

Do y’all ever be driving and think about how quick and easy it would be to just crank the wheel into the median at 70 mph or is that just something I should’ve kept between my therapist and I

[Seattle Sea Dragons @UFLSeaDragons]

@NavyFB @UW_Football @skylinegridiron With the 2nd pick of Round 8 (No. 58 overall) in the Skill Position #XFLDraft, the #XFLDragons select running back John Santiago #DragonsDraft 🔥🐲

[XFL ENDZONE @XFL_Endzone]

Welcome to Seattle @_JohnSantiago_!!!

New WR for the @XFLDragons
#BreathingFire 🔥 🐉

[Twins Birthdays @DaysTwins]

Happy 38th Birthday to former #MNTwins RHP Boof Bonser (@BoofBonser1)! Acquired from the Giants after 2013. Debuted in 2006 and over 3 seasons went 18-25 with a 5.12 ERA in 96 G (60 starts). 2 ER in 6 IP in his 2006 playoff start. Traded to Red Sox after 2009 season.