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left my roses on my shelf

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why is my foster dog the cutest dude on the planet??? 🥹

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the only reason i came back to this job is bc i get an office and get to work with my syrian bff again

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can’t believe all it took was a pic of colin robinson with the caption ‘FUCK THE FUCK OFF’ (in addition to like 2 no solicitation signs) for these mfs to finally get a goddamn hint

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damn we don’t deserve jb 😭😭

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Swear to god @ICEgov has to be the dumbest fucking govt entity known to man… and the bar is on the floor, smh. Get the fuck out of our city, you feckless morons.

[Las Vegas Review-Journal @reviewjournal]

ICE officers in plainclothes tried to detain a man at Las Vegas' Harry Reid International Airport on Monday, but bystanders intervened, prompting the officers to abandon the arrest, according to authorities.
STORY: https://t.co/RcPV0BGwz0

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bruh i fucking hate texas lol my boss is gonna be so mad when he finds out im transferring to california and not austin lol

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less than a week until im back home in LA w/ my fav ppl and JOJI!! !

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damn i am the only woman on my pm team and in the entire onboarding class 🥴

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not this hangover carrying into today and i have to be on a 2.5hr site walk in 102 deg heat… gonna kms before my last day

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me job hopping for money never gets old lol

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just had to replace our rtu before summer starts… keep renting my friends!!

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wowwww seahaven still got it

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new cm starts today so i guess we’ll find out if i take my old job up on that offer sooner than later

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my job hiring a bunch of ppl from faang companies (myself included) only for all of us to turn around and gang up on ex-meta ppl bc they are all insufferable and dumb

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my almond grandma finally said im skinny so im back on my bs this summer

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my three day weekend starts in 12 mins

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seriously contemplating taking a $20k paycut so I can only work 40hrs a week again and have my own office…

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my stylist is moving back to las vegas just in time bc plane tickets to WA have somehow skyrocketed to like $1k 🫪

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found out my uncle has worked at my job for like the last 15 years and now im a nepo baby???

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don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry 🥺

[A24 @A24]

Where it all began. Dominic Sessa is Anthony Bourdain in TONY — from director Matt Johnson, in theaters this August.