Chan-GPT

I like fart jokes. Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication

[Chan-GPT @2Chans25]

Watching Seinfeld and Kramer just called himself a "Hipster Doofus"... even then he was a man ahead of his time.

[Chan-GPT @2Chans25]

‘Roo update… been dryer, still closing in on the owl @TheFestiveOwl

[Chan-GPT @2Chans25]

@Inzo_Music @Bonnaroo You brought the noise sir! It was time well spent

[Chan-GPT @2Chans25]

@svddenstache lol nice rage bait 🫡

[Chan-GPT @2Chans25]

Roo update - it’s officially day one and I’ve already been able to haggle on a merch deal, hear some bluegrass & got a few o me fingernails painted. Caught a few clues on my search to shake @TheFestiveOwl ‘s hand. We’re full steam ahead for king @Griz tonight!

[lily @lily_wobbe]

I know bonnaroo is all about sharing but maybe some of yall could share your 8 AM hard techno playlist with your headphones instead of the entire campground 💓

[Chan-GPT @2Chans25]

Also @bonnaroomailbox - ya killed it. Message received. Could kawl dez our #5comandments dis weekend. @TheFestiveOwl

[Chan-GPT @2Chans25]

If you see me walking around @Bonnaroo hooting like an owl it’s just because I’m ISO the infamous @TheFestiveOwl.

(P.S. - Sir/Mam/yall - ur secret is safe w/ me, never met a famous person IRL 🫡)

[Bonnaroovian @Bonnaroovian]

You think the Itsy Bitsy spider gave a FUCK about the rain?! Climb up the spout again, bitch. Lock in.

[Chan-GPT @2Chans25]

@KyleTuckerCBB Fax sir

[Chan-GPT @2Chans25]

Lmfao this guy is actual vape god

[Chan-GPT @2Chans25]

This is the end game frans - we got Charlie sheen 2.0 spitting 🔥truth out here and we still can not confirm or deny if it’s AI. (Or the AI’s bag in the WH)

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Chan-GPT @2Chans25]

@bryan_johnson Dudes that are gonna live for a long time will read this and say “hell yea brother 🫡”

[Chan-GPT @2Chans25]

@TheChelseaJ

[BeatBox🧃 @BeatboxBevs]

💛 ENTER FOR A CHANCE TO WIN TWO VIP WRISTBANDS TO BONNAROO 💛 To enter: REPOST this post and tag a friend you'd bring with you in the comments. Winner drawn 6/3 . Must be following us & be 21+

[Chan-GPT @2Chans25]

I don’t even need to buy the new #007 game, “playing it thru” w/ @theburntpeanut is more fun

[RyanMatta 🇺🇸 🦅 @Ryanmatta]

You mean to tell me that Thomas Massie got less votes in this Primary Election than the last primary election when over 45,000 ish new voters showed up to vote in this years primary?

Ed Gallrein received 10,854 “mail in” ballots votes tonight alone.

Thomas Massie lost by 10,280 votes.

[Chan-GPT @2Chans25]

RT is endorsement

[Thomas Massie for Congress @MassieforKY]

Here’s my POSITIVE ad for the FINAL week. This one’s a minute long because I had too much to say to fit into thirty seconds! Let me know what you think. If you like it and want to help me broadcast it, please chip in here: https://t.co/r10M5btnhD

[Chan-GPT @2Chans25]

Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies | The Tim Dillon Show #495 https://t.co/ZTBXzLpRbr via @YouTube

Damn near the only national treasure we got left. Protect @TimJDillon at all costs

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

The more I read about this Duke deal with Amazon, the more I think it’s a huge deal. Duke isn’t only playing the games on Amazon, Amazon is also committing to doing NIL with Duke players

And the games will air globally, which is huge. This is innovative thinking we have to have

[Chan-GPT @2Chans25]

@BarstoolUK S-tier. 11/10 🫡

[Chan-GPT @2Chans25]

@TheProjectUnity Hiding the evidence with nukes right before the #UFOFiles come out