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serial drunk tweeter

[matí @2cornh8r]

https://t.co/d7JXI5m4Af

[NEW ACCOUNT IS @BLACCMASSXXL @blaccmassxx]

Lil Wayne on Leon Thomas' "MUTT"

[wyabt @wy4bt]

well behaved white boys rarely make history

[Rev. Robby Jordan @RobbyJ380]

The Masters hole location reminds me of when I used to master your hole location… haha you don’t have to reply tell your mom I said hello

[matí @2cornh8r]

When she says “hey you”

[matí @2cornh8r]

Had a million (possibly billion) dollar idea last night:

Beer floats

Like a root beer float but with beer

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Espresso but the beat is Maria, I'm Drunk

[Spectre @spectre0799]

THAT GUY but the beat is 360

[BADMON @joeyBADASS]

THE RULER’S BACK. 🫡

https://t.co/bti6dblmq6

[SHREK KNOWS RAP @SHREKRAP]

EVERY TIME I RE-LISTEN TO BLKSWN I BE THINKING IT’S ONE OF THE GREATEST ALBUMS EVER MADE

[matí @2cornh8r]

Crying in the club fr. Idk this lady but I love her unconditionally now

[smi @smino]

MAYBE IN NIRVANA 💿 Friday 12/6

[matí @2cornh8r]

@_ColeBennett_ Thought this was a meme at first😭😭 bears and L’s go together like pb&j

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Otis but the beat is Potato Salad

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Potato Salad but the beat is Otis

[Emil DeRosa @emilderosa]

So much of the MAGA bullshit I see is just dudes desperately wanting to be a troll. There's no ideology. They don't care about anything substantive. It's just pure teenage boy bullshit. I know because I was a teenage boy. You're supposed to grow out of it. All time loser shit.

[matí @2cornh8r]

I’m eating mouthfuls of prosciutto while I mix Lauryn hill and daft punk we are not the fucking same

[matí @2cornh8r]

Yuto really dropped a 97 to steal gold from the US today I can’t fucking believe it