David

[David @2daayz]

Are you saying medium rare or medium well?

Medium ware

[David @2daayz]

Still thinking about this morning, I got beef with a coyote fr. this mofo was right at the entrance to the park, took a longer route just for it to tail me the whole way. when I was in my hood I thought I was clear then rwar! smh quick rumble took the W rudy really be outside

[David @2daayz]

Today I'm craving Thai food so you know what I'm getting some Thai food. My life a movie istg

[David @2daayz]

example: I was flippin it and a biker came up from a hill (he couldn't see me) (I couldn't see him) then proceeded to go faster towards my car🙄 when he rode by he said "wtf are you doing"

my guy. about to run you over now who is you cussing at smh

[David @2daayz]

My toxic trait is I be in the wrong but watch your tone☝️

[David @2daayz]

I txtd my mom to ask if she wanted a coffee from Starbucks and she replied with "I'm good" that's how we talking now ma? what's next 6 7 smh

[David @2daayz]

Rudy threw it downnn with a raccoon last night, I kicked the shit out of it twice because that mofo was winning and not going away?? we took the L respectfully

[David @2daayz]

So much in my feels that I just watched a reel about the Minneapolis story. the reel/whole situation is heartbreaking but a comment that had thousands of likes saying " I honestly think we're living in hell" made me tear up lol

[David @2daayz]

This fucked up country we're living in really be having me in my feels smh sick of it

[David @2daayz]

I said where we eatin?

She said the elephant bar

[David @2daayz]

Ppl stay complimenting Rudy's white paws.. "look at his socks" "he's got got on gloves"

But today this man said "look, he's got tap dance shoes on"

wtf my dog is black he stompin' in them Air Force ones

[David @2daayz]

What you think I rap for

[David @2daayz]

Serving breakfast ain't for me

Why are y'all so hungry like it's your first meal of the day smh

You want MORE syrup!??
Oh your toast is too toasted??!
sick of it

[David @2daayz]

Them shoes you was showing me last week

Show me how to get on the internet so I can get em for you

[David @2daayz]

Where is the snow are my prayers not being heard?

[David @2daayz]

@publichateruno He really finks he's slick

[David @2daayz]

Last time I got Joe a telly we had issues so I gave him my login info..months ago

Why'd I just get a notification talmbout "ready to check in!" at the San Jose Hilton?smh the audacity is impressive tbh

[David @2daayz]

Credit score went up 80 points?? as if I'm not fighting for my life financially and stealing sandwich meat at the self checkout lane