Eggy

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

How it will feel to wake up at 1pm for a miniscule groyper bag of mini corn dogs while I lay on my couch watching pirated TV on stolen WiFi

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

@MAELNACHT Being an impulsive violent drug addicted criminal kept me from being a truecel but I imagine that being rich and educated wearing sweaters in a nice smelling White house is probably good too #MultipleChoice

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Eric Bauza has sadly passed away at the age of 46, his family confirms in new Instagram post.

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

38 year old Haitian coworker in the Rick and Morty weed shirt is begging me for grocery money since we're laid off. He said his mom locked all the groceries in her room so he can't eat them

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

That boy was OD zesty. He was gyrating and all type of shit in a room full of men. And in fact our White Haitian supervisor said he was auditioning for gay porn

[Scoobs @Scoobs346]

@2eggwhite Do you work at pornhub? Where is your jewish rabbi supervisor?

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

There seems to be no disciplinary action at all for our few remaining shifts so we sat around while this 40 year old Haitian guy went on tiktok live and talked about how he loves having sex with old fat women

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

Society keeps me flipping burgers at 40 years old because I was too redpilled

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

@MAELNACHT @favelaoverlord WE all do this and we're still lit. Remember when redditgroids manipulated GameStop or whatever and it shut down the entire stock market so jews could keep from losing money. Society is an illusion and you should be pushing the walls of it over at every agreeable instance

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

@OtoyaYamaguchi1 @asno3030 But also there's nothing going on there anyway howeverbeit

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

Just received my schedule for a single 5 hour shift and the manager was sobbing so I think the Haitian adventures are coming to a close #Developing

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

I think my workplace is going out of business so it's time to concoct a scheme until I start my new overnight job in 2 weeks

[Terror @OKCbombing]

You can see everything (for free)

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

Time to open the 20th smoke shop in a 1 mile radius #SupplyAndDemand

[Cole @Cole_C0le_]

@2eggwhite Eggy, don't you see the opportunity Infront of you? when your current jobs goes, hire all the Haitians, pay them like shit using this tipped loophole and keep the profits.

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

Filling out some job applications and noticing many are paying below minimum wage. I looked into it and they're making any public-facing job a "tipped position" by putting a tip jar somewhere in the building and then legally paying half the minimum wage #Finance #LifeHack

[🪦💰💀CIA Thug Isolation Analyst with 8 Kids💀💰🪦 @CiaKids]

GO TO 7/11 AND BUY 30$ WORTH OF CANDY AND EAT IT ALL IN ONE SITTING NOW!!!!!!!!!!

[fried by fluoride @famousincel]

beer before wine youre in for a good time wine before beer good times are near

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

guy at the pumpkin patch lowkey informed me that when the patch runs out of pumpkins they just go to walmart and get more. i got my other pumpkins at walmart. so im standing in a field getting the same exact pumpkins i have at home. and they all came from walmart.

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

@traafficcone My bacon consumption is probably down 90% but ground pork sausage consumption is up to fit the difference #PiggedOut

[Eggy @2eggwhite]

I feel like bacon is getting expensive faster than everything else.

[cruelty @MAELNACHT]

Moved 800 miles, finally got into the new house today and immediately broke the TV with my head while trying to move the power cable