the furtive pickme

I respect the power of men's bodies and the accoutrements contained therein

[the furtive pickme @2fans1boy]

off me nut without touching the sniff #naturalnutter

[the furtive pickme @2fans1boy]

i feel like there was a brief period where we knew we were falling for bait as a game, but many of us have made a habit of belief

[the furtive pickme @2fans1boy]

"bait used to be believable" popped up in the vernacular like what, 2 years ago? and it's already become a completely alien idea. bait and belief have become too commonplace

[the furtive pickme @2fans1boy]

republic of sexual assault vs child abuse naterial

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

accidentally said “do you guys have Flank Stank” to the grocery store employee and then immediately left the store.

[the furtive pickme @2fans1boy]

advanced peacocking tactic

[clickholebot @clickholebot]

Yes I’m wearing an ascot made of aluminum foil no I will not be explaining

[the furtive pickme @2fans1boy]

anna karenina tbh

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

i love jane austen adaptations but every time i watch one i remember this review and it's all i can think about

[the furtive pickme @2fans1boy]

Nowadays he would call himself WFaps DeLaGoon

[oso @boogiesgp]

That nigga really named himself XXXTentacion

[the furtive pickme @2fans1boy]

2010 world cup may have been "some ahh", but the mysterious drone of the vuvuzelas really captured this 13 year old jit's imagination...

[the furtive pickme @2fans1boy]

I hope you enjoy my clock

[the furtive pickme @2fans1boy]

@EeyupMusicNRapz @kkb_soundsystem #FreeElephant

[bbf🇸🇱 @Blackboyfly005]

@j0shzs nigga ur from the uk

[the furtive pickme @2fans1boy]

try to imagine drowning lessons without an adhd drummer. it's just not reasonable

[Karl Brophy @KarlBrophy]

I don’t think Americans really comprehend that air conditioning does not solve the issue most Europeans are now facing.

Most weekdays from late April to October we leave work around 1 for lunch outside (this is key) and have a three bottle and four course lunch over 3-4 hours.

[mary 𓃹 @Kristallslottet]

Fuckboy/girl was such a vulgar term I'm glad we say stuff like hypergamous diddy foid now

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

decided to make this sign more inclusive

[the furtive pickme @2fans1boy]

@notbenfish like south africa in the late 2010s

[slink @slinkout]

Then, there he was.

[the furtive pickme @2fans1boy]

just used my ai-capable pc what cuisine will look like in america in 20 years and they said fenugreek will hit the usian palate and that jollof rice will be as popular as fried rice. #SignMyAssUP

[the furtive pickme @2fans1boy]

bought a laptop and realize i don't even want it but at least I enjoyed 45 seconds of banta with the girl at microcenter #fuckmyawesomechudlife #AsusVivobookWithAI7350Processor #24GBRam #LowkeyTalkingMyselfIntoKeepingIt

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @KieranCFC88]

reasonable reaction