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i have a girlfriend

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9/11 simply wouldn’t have happened if I was there

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Aight y’all this is my final tweet and then I’m logging out.
9/11 was funny.

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@Strife_jpg It’s actually a line from man of steel haha

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@Strife_jpg A good death is it’s own reward

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@emeliacompeau @cassholesink_ @chloedelong Yeah I’m gonna fuck her up

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Yo if my cat dies today I’m picking someone from my follower list and beating them the fuck up. Y’all better pray for Mrs. Chloe.

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@cassholesink_ It’s literally posted to my Instagram, where you follow me. Goofy ass

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9/11 simply wouldn’t have happened if I was there

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@IdleDiego Feedyourdisease

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Well today is my last day on twitter, I debated tweeting some truly unhinged shit but truthfully I’d be trying way too hard to do it. Wooooooooo

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@crynnaybe 🫡🫡🫡🫡

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@_guyfieri I know you mean that and that’s okay

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@chloedelong Thank youuuuuuu

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@KelseyNicoloff I’ll sign the rights to my tweets over to you 🫡

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@stonexpitbull Thank you king

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@angelbabyhan LMFAO SHIT

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@karatesquid For once

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Jello and marshmallows. Absolutely disgusting in every possible aspect, taste, texture, smell, all of it. Garbage

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Okay I’m interested to know: as a full grown adult, what food/s are emotionally just an absolute no for you? I’m not talking about intolerance/allergies, I want to know the stuff you can’t ever get around. Off the top of my head it’s coriander (so original) and rockmelon.