Monk

i don't like jpegs

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i love how on youtube if you don’t hit skip ad when the button pops up it assumes you’re fine with watching ads forever and never getting to the video

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.

[Han🇩🇿 @Han31506417073]

I hate niggas who think like this alexander was groomed from a young age to be leader he had fucking aristotle as a private tutor in one of the most advanced civilizations at the time, he was great but he was MADE great. Your ass goes to a public school with no toilet paper.

[Claude @claudeai]

Introducing Claude Fable 5: a Mythos-class model that we’ve made safe for general use.

Its capabilities exceed those of any model we’ve ever made generally available.

[Eira @eiranoirx]

ah yess the batterykiller3000 , surprised why no one has made it yet

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Reporter: Did you see that Sean Strickland got banned from the White House for talking about Israel?

Bryce Mitchell: I'm not surprised at all. In fact, that's the only nation you're not allowed to criticize. Something's going to change because evil empires don't last forever.

[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[doomer @uncledoomer]

theres no way this doesnt become assassination markets

[Monk @2fast2taps]

@lordnarfz0g im a little lost, how is this bad for them?

[Monk @2fast2taps]

@lordnarfz0g i guess not this time, lol. your timeline remains intact

[Monk @2fast2taps]

@lordnarfz0g they raise a flag everytime something happens, and do basically nothing

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

two types of autism
https://t.co/9hbmSve5jd

[Monk @2fast2taps]

@lordnarfz0g you finally show up when your name is searched, the new name

[Monk @2fast2taps]

@lordnarfz0g n0gz0g

[Monk @2fast2taps]

@lordnarfz0g @samuraimckeon @neverpur good lord im retarded, but you get what i mean 💀

[Monk @2fast2taps]

@lordnarfz0g @samuraimckeon @neverpur can wait to you tell us what you saw that day

[Monk @2fast2taps]

@lordnarfz0g guaranteed anyone who tried answering this used gpt, also guaranteed you knew that would happen, lol

[Monk @2fast2taps]

@lordnarfz0g @DocHollywoodArt @amystreet 💀

[Monk @2fast2taps]

@lordnarfz0g lmao why is she there

[Monk @2fast2taps]

@lordnarfz0g had to pick 3rd option cuz you gave it but yes.