it is so funny when your cat pretends not to hear you but their ears are cocked in such a way you know they are listening.....stop ignoring me you menace
“a bob is going to age you!” “legging legs” “armpit boobs” “you can’t wear that if you have a short torso” “skinnier shoulder workout” can we fucking LIVE ????
i am so delighted by cats, i love that we have little bendy animals that climb all over everything and break shit and dart around our homes at top speed and we're totally cool with it like "ah yes, there it goes again"
🍾cancer season predictions (cancer, Scorpio and Pisces placements)
- a financial situation you were worried about will be getting taken care of
- someone is going to try to enter back into your life around your birthday
- a new car is coming in