@bechybabe I was standing in a crowded liftr and I accidentialy elbowed a woman in the breast.
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"Apologies!" I said "however if your heart is as soft as your breast, you will forgive me".
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"Well! She said, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm staying in room 112"
@Ebonybabiee_ "Very good effort Emma " says the teacher " however I asked for fascinate...anyone else?"
Little Darryl stands .." miss " he says " my sisters blouse has ten buttons.. she has massive boobs so she can only fasten eight!!"
@Ebonybabiee_ Teacher says " good try Laura very good however I asked for fascinate....anyone else ?!"
Little Emma stands " miss.. on sunday my mummy and daddy took me to the museum... The exhibits were fascinating "
@FlirtyMoms_ I called into my local bar last night
and started talking to a couple of big bouncers .
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then the barmaid shouted "oi!! 2 good.. my eyes are up here.!!"
@bechybabe I went to my local for a drink last night.
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Started talking to a couple of big bouncers
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When the barmaid said "Oi..!!!! ... my eyes are up here !!"
Have a great weekend
@TheOGBBuster Hello saw your picture
Fab boobage (+Y(+)
Thought this might amuse
I went to my local for a drink last night.
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Started talking to a couple of big bouncers
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When the barmaid said "Oi..!!!! .."
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"2Good...... my eyes are up here !!"
Have a great week