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Professional Gamers. Epic Christians. Proud incels. What more could the swooning public want?

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"When you've made every chin joke, girded every loin, that is when you can finally call yourself a Let Us Player on YouTube."
-Winston Churchill

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@nickschadegg at last i can call Nick Schadegg a numpty online without suffering a single consequence

take that pc police!

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“Trapped In a Island with Swedish Pop Group ABBA” a story of passion, drama and mysterious hijinks by Aidan Croot

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thank you scott pape, very cool

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ah, yes, my three favourite (non-controversial) gamers. thanks twitter

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The Ninky Nonk is a cruel, spiteful machine.

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Felonius Gru frequents the incel forums

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I Am Gamer

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New segment idea: Yifftalk

The guys (Liam and Aidan) argue at length over whether a piece of yiff is a work of art or just another pile of overblown smut.

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What’s 2guyspl4y all about? I’ll tell you what 2guyspl4y is all about; two STRAIGHT men talking about MANLY things within a HETEROSEXUAL (NOT GAY) context. We’re just a couple of STRAIGHT Christian guys shooting the (WOMENLOVING) shit.

WE ARE NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO MEN

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@nickschadegg stop retweeting my mental breakdowns you're misrepresenting my utter hatred for you

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nick Schadegg is actually a very handsome man

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😍😍

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@WiltonDumais @KrangTNelson @GiovanniTorre my boy @Harlan (Z!) Hill will always be the handsomest puffin, no matter what foul slander these PUFFED UP PROGRESSIVES heap upon him

i want to fuck @Harlan Z. Hill

i am a man and a RAGING homophobe and yet I still want to FUCK @Harlan Z. Hill he is just that handsome

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what the actual fuck is wrong with Twitter

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@nickschadegg @WiltonDumais shut up im very insecure about my state capital’s size

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I am become Nick, Schadegger of Perth

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i really wish @nickschadegg wouldn’t say the n-word so often.

i know we all have heated gamer moments from time to time, but every tweet?

frankly, it’s getting ridiculous.

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clive palmer is very funny and relatable

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@nickschadegg To Iranian Tourist Schadegg: NEVER, EVER APPROPTIATE 9/11 TRUTHER CULTURE AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. I AM NO LONGER A PERSON THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!

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oh my fricking gosh the penguin from batman is FUCKING gay for the riddler (from batman)