CrackBaby (for the fans)

dumb fat bitch. 🐙 you will immediately regret following this account.

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

one time when i was on a cruise with my mimi she was raving about whoever’s hairspray was in the bathroom and we were like uhh didn’t bring any and it turns out she was using Poo-Pourri as hairspray. apparently it has great hold if anyone gets desperate.

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

tipping well is just a prerequisite of growing up poor

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

not gf getting us tickets to cupcakKe in boston 👀😩 https://t.co/ykzNZopL0q

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

my nose is that of my ancestors!!!!¡!!!!

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

@msmsmsm_danny she was checking to see if you knew the lesbians who were driving it, shes always so freakin caring 💞

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

the saddest part about grandparents getting older is when their cooking goes to shit 🥴

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

old woman i clean for told me she is listening to the Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo audio book and then promptly started telling me how beautiful i am with a hat on 👀 miss hun………

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

@islandkidal at the fish section of the pet store!!!!!!!!

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

my biggest ick about caroline is that she wont go along with the story i fabricated about how we met in the fish section of the pet store.

[AddisonRaeBushwick @msmsmsm_danny]

Tove Lo’s transition from sad little indie pop girl to the most horny woman in the world (high compliment) was wildly seamless and truly admirable!

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

his wrist? limp.

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

@msmsmsm_danny oof 😮‍💨

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

3 months into corporate…this aint the one 🥴

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

@msmsmsm_danny MHMM

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

cat has a little cold so i am convinced our home is infested with mold. its the only logically solution.

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

having children has changed me as a mother

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

being 5ft makes me so empathetic to every single persons struggles 💞 i just get it 😊

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

there should be a separate airline for people flying with children under 12.

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

this is giving @msmsmsm_danny

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

@msmsmsm_danny @vgunvalson its time

[CrackBaby (for the fans) @2haley7]

@msmsmsm_danny stop