There’s Only Two Types of Humans

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Trump’s plan to save the environment is to arm the trees with pollution.

[There’s Only Two Types of Humans @2humantypes]

The ones to put cutlery up side down in the dish washer basket and the others who understand how it’s best washed.

[There’s Only Two Types of Humans @2humantypes]

Those who clean the hairs in the bathroom after themselves and the others who don’t.

[There’s Only Two Types of Humans @2humantypes]

The ones that stop in the middle of a busy hallway and the others who don’t.

[There’s Only Two Types of Humans @2humantypes]

The ones who arrive always late for some mysterious genetic reason and the others who don’t.

[There’s Only Two Types of Humans @2humantypes]

The ones that slap your shoulder with the back of the hand while talking and the others who don’t. #Mankind #joke #humans #sarcasm

[There’s Only Two Types of Humans @2humantypes]

Those who drive with fogged windshields and the ones who know about air circulation and carbon dioxide. #Mankind #funny #humanity #humans

[There’s Only Two Types of Humans @2humantypes]

The ones who know how to keep their foot on the gas pedal and the others that think it’s a on/off button. #Mankind #sarcasm #humans #dystopian

[There’s Only Two Types of Humans @2humantypes]

The ones who know how to place a toilet paper roll and the ones who don’t. #conspiracytheory #lifehacks #2typesofhumans #Mankind #humanity #ooman