Naali

2 idiots - and I mean 2 actual idiots - on a random tour of the Middle East... after somehow surviving Morocco, Europe, North America and South Asia.

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

. @BCFC my bff bleeds blue but because I don't, I can't bring myself to tell him his tat looks good. Can you? It would make it all worth it

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

@europcar waiting 40mins 4 a booked car #gatwickairport. Think they should pay for the hour of lost work?

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

Watching baggage handlers @BahrainAirport launch suitcases on and off @TurkishAirlines flight to #istanbul.Hope noone has any fragile items!

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

@dubaitourism @DubaiWorld who do we need to talk to to buy one of these islands.We'll give u a tenner for Bangladesh

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

The Middle East got no bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S @Niti_NN @mindykaling

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

Knockd off all top 10 attractions by Bahrain govt in 1 day,incl drivin 1hour to see a 100 yr old tree #2idiotsbigbang

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

21st C toilets @MODA_Mall. Cud do with amber light for those times ur sitting but not sure if anything will come out

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

"@lonelyplanet 7 reasons to visit #Toronto,1 of our top 10 cities for this year #bestintravel http://t.co/y33ahbW3Dn #lp" #BeenThereDoneThat

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

Woke up early morn•
Slept on flight, arrived Bahrain•
All the same yet not•
#haiku @HaikuD2 @DailyHaiku

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

Hate when ppl are #honest and #fair, makes it too easy, sucks the fun out of life...haggling hard at the souqs #gohard #cantknockthehustle

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

Shiiit someone must have slipped me breast enlarging cream in the #souk. My tiddies are huuuuge!

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

@MallofEmirates no, it was too expensive!

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

@MallofEmirates I'm so distracted by penguins in #dubai you almost made me forget my credit card @IHOP again

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

@dubaitourism 6pm fountain show outside @TheDubaiMall on the 1st was incredible. The #BurjKhalifa lit up the sky!

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

#SheikhZayedMosque stunning! Manages to be grand, simple and beautiful at the same time. Shame aboutt the chandelier in main hall #tacky

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

@ATLANTIS #Aquaventure best water park ever. Staff friendly, rides amazing, rapids fun, shark ride cool. U neva have 2 leave the water!

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

@BustaRhymes hd d mic on fire at #dxbnye bt y didn't u drop #arabmoney in #dubai . #scratchator had d crwd going loco

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

Who said henna is only for women. #representin #walkingadvert

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

Had to do it again. This building is too sexy @BurjKhalifa #FlashbackFriday https://t.co/4JjgECY1RA

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

Ali taking the highest dump in the world on 124th floor of the #burjkhalifa 2 complete our v.hot 3hr #dubai experience!!! Delhi up next...

[Naali @2idiotsabroad]

#DXBNYE @BustaRhymes killed it.Got to see the whole show incl fight.Hold up 2015,wait fr us! #haiku @HaikuD2 @DailyKu