Todd

Enjoys Birds. Enjoys Plants(mostly angiosperms). Enjoys People on case-by-case basis

[Todd @2inchparadise]

@PoeticCases Hello Poetic, I bought my 4th case this time for a Pixel 8 Pro and there is a chip out of the plastic frame and a crack in roughly the same area(upper left corner).

I'd rather not return it to Amazon - I live in a rural area - and I don't need an entire unit. DM me, please.

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@JaneotN Klanned Karenhood is choice, too.

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@WithLoveMegan Chris Peabody. He was treading water working for me, so I recommended him for an engineering position at a computer recycling facility. Now he owns 30% of the company. I didn't want to lose him, but I look out for my team, and their chances for betterment.

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@Neonlime Probably. I grew up in a town of 1400 and I may have survived.

I just hope all your dreams are fulfilled.

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@TheHIVE_Social is trending at no
12, while this dead parrot can't even meet weakened engagement.
*Snicker* Maybe less ketamine next life, Elon.

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@TheHIVE_Social Now No. 12 @TheHIVE_Social

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@WithLoveMegan Yeah, they can be surly. I had an employee (Mr. Peabody ...honest) and his dad had an attack drake.

He brought in videos of the goose in action. Excellent guard bird.

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@Neonlime Hey! I rarely visit here and it's great to have you back at the other place.

I have alerts turned off on Twitter, so I REALLY don't know what the hell is happening. I like that just fine. I love my bubble! 😊

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@StaceyPlaskett Screw these unAmerican fools. You're doing a great job and great service to the US. I just wish you'd move to Ohio and unseat that rotten fish Jordan. Thank you so much!

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@NickAdamsinUSA How TF DID YOU SUBTERRANEAN DWELLER END UP IN MY TIMELINE?

BLOCKED. UGH.

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@WithLoveMegan Thanks. It shouldn't be too bad unless the storm stalls or the temperature gets to 32°F or warmer while the snow is falling. That makes it a real chore to move.

Oh, I can be political here as I am slightly to the left of Chomsky, but pretending not to see that stuff is fine. ❤️

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@ACTBrigitte Ever work as a surgeon, or in a biosafety hazard lab? Or at all? Jesus.

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@NickAdamsinUSA Shit(weasel)
Wart(hog)
Musk(rat)
Brachyphallus(Odhner)*
Thought provoking to an Australopithocine perhaps, but 7,000,000 years of cerebral growth and development among modern hominids would only care if in the field of taxonomy. You're not smart, Nick.

*Short-penised worm

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@WithLoveMegan We're getting ANOTHER foot+.

No animation, but here's the forecast. Winter, it appears, is holding on:

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@WithLoveMegan Nah. Your biscuits looked just fine.

Out of necessity I have cooked quite a lot since March, 2000; day 1 of our COVID quarantine.

I enjoy it as long as it doesn't have a dozen steps and vast amounts of ingredients I don't have on hand.

👨‍🍳

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@WithLoveMegan They look good, what's wrong with them?

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@WithLoveMegan I buy Jiffy mix(I'm a guy that's had to learn how to not-burn-sfuff as a survival skill. I buy the still and drop on a cooking sheet. Since they are quite bland I toss a few blueberries and raspberries in each glop.

They're hardly wonderful, but compared to plain mix their good.

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@griceshane Don't threaten me with a timeline generally free of bad grammar, poor spelling, made up words, and barking mad commentary!