Dr. Randy Horowitz-Chan

Investor | Entrepreneur | Thought Leader | Forex | Deb’s Ex-Husband | Janice’s Current Husband (F You Gary) | Forbes 40 under 40 | Not Financial Advice

[Dr. Randy Horowitz-Chan @2inchRandy]

@tradingchik I have what doctors term a micro phallus… that’s the root cause of most of my trading

[Dr. Randy Horowitz-Chan @2inchRandy]

@LearnEverydayN Wish I had this technology when my whore ex-wife was trying to get me to sign the divorce papers. I love you Janice.

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[Dr. Randy Horowitz-Chan @2inchRandy]

@MallowPunks Are they expensive? That bitch Janice spent most of my money, but I just liquidated my step-son’s college fund and I’m ready to dump it all on these sick jpegs. You guys gonna make any with tits? Love a good pair of hangers

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[Dr. Randy Horowitz-Chan @2inchRandy]

@ParikPatelCFgay How much does it pay? I’m running low on funds since I had to pay for my stepson Jason’s soccer cleats

[SpacGuru 👊 @SpacGuru]

23,200 #SPAC tweets & none of you have paid me a Penny!
I asked a question, placed a Poll. Lots of hate for a guy who has only helped. Thx to the people who have been positive, polite or cool enough not to say anything shitty to me 👊

[Dr. Randy Horowitz-Chan @2inchRandy]

@elonmusk I love Janice. She took all my money.

[Dr. Randy Horowitz-Chan @2inchRandy]

@AllisonReichel Allison,
Hi I’m randy. I would like to know if you’d be interested in dating me? While I’m still technically married I want to let you know my whore wife has run off with my neighbor Gary. Say yes, I have a positive attitude and willingness to please. #SingleAndMingle #janice

[Dr. Randy Horowitz-Chan @2inchRandy]

@Mindwalletbody Hey Dan, I have a #tax question for you. If my whore wife Janice ran off to Cabo with my neighbor Gary can I still file jointly on my 2020 taxes? Thanks bud

[Dr. Randy Horowitz-Chan @2inchRandy]

Thanks @CNN for the good news. Janice if you see this I’m filing jointly because I love you but I swear if you give Gary any of this return money I will burn his house down. #StimulusCheck #whorewife #janice https://t.co/gkeaDhXSSj

[Dr. Randy Horowitz-Chan @2inchRandy]

@Youngdinnerroll @ChrisRandone @alexcutler247 I wake up every morning and wish my whore wife would finally come home. #janice

[Dr. Randy Horowitz-Chan @2inchRandy]

@alexcutler247 @BillSPACman Gary?

[Dr. Randy Horowitz-Chan @2inchRandy]

My marriage to Janice #ShouldHaveKnownItWasAScam

[Dr. Randy Horowitz-Chan @2inchRandy]

@TheRoaringKitty I wish it would have been you who was banging my wife instead of that piece of shot Gary.