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My 6th grade social studies teacher gave me a D so I could get an A

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I can tell when my girl is talking shit about me because my “people you may know” changes to her friends I don’t like

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I jus wanna go to a daddy yankee show and see a bunch of Spanish women shake they ass to “gasolina”

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It’s gonna be wild in 6 months when Russia wins the war in Ukraine and nobody has any idea where the billions of dollars we gave them went.

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When a coach challenges a call in football 🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Just watched someone order decaffeinated espresso shots. Humanity is doomed

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Cycling should be punishable by death

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Why do lil kids choose to listen to shit like “wheels on the bus” instead of chief keef or something?

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Girls let you know it’s nice out by taking pictures of just their legs for some reason

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Idc if the moon was in a microwave don’t act like a dickhead

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If you’re over the age of 26 and post Snapchat stories everyday. I’m sorry that your dad left

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There’s just some people that, no matter how hard I pay attention I can’t hear anything they are saying when they talk

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A “friendly reminder” is never friendly nor a reminder

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If you give me a bread and butter pickle with my sandwich FUCK YOU!

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@eBay stole $650 from my bank account

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@VonMiller This is only the beginning 😎

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@ebay stole almost $700 from me over an item I did not sell. They suspended my account and will not give me my money back. Pt.1

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My coworker thinks Jewish people and Amish people are the same thing. and they come from “Yamish” country in Pennsylvania.

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Let’s get a Lil more specific with these pronouns and just call people by they actual name