Perry the Plasmapus

Vote for me (Plasma Membrane) for the best organelle, I am the most superior organelle. No one compares. No one dares to compete.

[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

I just gave $13 to Happy Birthday Cameron. Join me and help them reach their goal! https://t.co/Bf6OKUwbtb

[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

Perry the Plasmapus is studying hard for his AP Biology Exam tomorrow :) Thanks @thinkfiveable for the awesome live stream 🤩🤩 #5hourgang #apbio

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[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

I can transport proteins, polysaccharides, and large molecules into and out of the cell by endocytosis and exocytosis !! 🥳🥳🥳 #Organelle2019 #lightwork

[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

Lysosomes think they’re so superior just because they’re “the stomach of the cell.” ‼️NEWS FLASH‼️ you wouldn’t have anything to consume if I didn’t allow substances to travel in the cell in the first place 🤫🤩😇 #NotSoSpecialNow #LoserLysosome #Organelle2019

[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

America loves being lazy! 😍 Well no energy (ATP) is needed in passive transport across the membrane (me)😴😴 #Organelle2019 #tooeasy #yw

[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

Cholesterol is in me, the plasma membrane, to resist changes by limiting fluidity at high temperatures and hindering close packing at low temperatures #Organelle2019 #ShoutoutCholesterol 😚😚😚

[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

They call me the Fluid Mosaic Model, prob because i’m drippin 💦💦☔️☔️☔️ Here’s the facts tho, fluid means the membrane is held together by weak interactions and mosaic means phospholipids, proteins, and carbs make me up 😁😁😁😁 #Organelle2019 #facts

[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

Some cells in certain multicellular organisms lack mitochondria... guess they can’t take the heat 😓🥴🤣🔥#WeakSauce #NotMyPowerhouse #Organelle2019

[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

My phospholipid heads are hydrophilic, meaning they are attracted to water, like the fans are attracted to me #Organelle2019 #ImWinning🔥🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

My phospholipid tails are hydrophobic, meaning they repel water, just like the other organelles repel support from you guys #Organelle2019 #PassedAllTheCompetition😴😴😴

[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

I’m so good that even Mrs. Homa was joining in on my campaign by showing me off to her AP Biology class. #Organelle2019 #BestOrganelle

[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

Cell Biologist, Bruce Lipton, has claimed that I am what shapes our lives, not genes, because I am intelligent and interpret signals from the environment and tell the cell what to do! 🤪🤪🤪 #Organelle2019 #thanksBruce

[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

Hate when people compare me to the cell wall when I do way more than it does!!!! All the cell wall does is give structural support and pRoTeCt the cell, but I do ten times more than that and people still have the nerve to say we’re the same!!! 🥴🙄 #Unfair #Organelle2019

[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

Imagine only being in PLANT CELLS 🤣🤣🤣 the chloroplast is a JOKE and has NOTHING on me 🤯🌾🤣 #Loser #Organelle2019

[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

Hate how the ribosomes think they’re too good for me just because they’re the one organelle that I don’t surround... I’m just too good for them. 🤷🏽‍♀️😴🤣 #MissingOut #Queen #Organelle2019

[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

I surround every single cell in your body. You’re welcome. 😅#Organelle2019

[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

Didn’t hear it from me.... but I overheard the Golgi apparatus plays a key role in Alzheimer’s disease and autoimmune diseases too. 🤫🤨🤯 #BeGoneGolgi #Organelle2019

[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

I hate how the mitochondria thinks he’s ALL THAT just because he’s the PoWeRhOuSe Of ThE cElL, without me he wouldn’t even have a cell to be the “powerhouse” of. 🤣🤣🤣 #Weakkkkk #Organelle2019 #NothingWithoutMe #NoOneCompares

[Perry the Plasmapus @2k19Plasma]

I regulate what goes in and out of the cell so I let nutrients in and waste substances out #GoMe #SubtleFlex #Organelle2019 🥴🥵🥶